Have you heard of Owl Selfies? No? Then you are still living in 2018.
From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.
What is an Owl Selfie? Instead of using your phone to take a picture...
Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.
“Fact: Gay conversion works,” said the newly reformed gay Vice President. “If it worked on me, it can work on anyone. Isn’t that right, Mother?” [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]
His announcement has surprised nobody. Pence...
President Trump has shut down the US Government.
A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday. Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!” And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...
Holiday Greetings from the Uprising.
We didn’t buy you a new drone or phone this Christmas. As if we can buy our way out of this global debt.
We didn’t sing carols or even wish you well. We were in silence, listening, clearing out the noises within.
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What y’all done to this 2018?
I got flying reindeers, sack of magic, teleportation. I move through nations in the fifth dimension and y’all talking deportation and racial tension!
Get up offa that thing! Hear my sleigh bell ring.
What happened to world peace, a spirit of giving? ...
For Immediate Release:
Today, just in time for Christmas, the Donald Trump Corporation launches its exclusive line of jade yoni eggs.
Our crystal healing Trump Stones are perfect for women to flex their sacred kegel exercises within intimate spaces.
Trump invites every woman to insert a TRUMP KEGEL...
Per king’s decree, the poor people of this land continued building a great moat around our great nation’s citadels.
“The poor people from the outside are trying to come in and take our gold!” reminded the king. “They want the good life, like you have it. They are from...
Thank you.
We told ourselves we’ll do this for one year. To give it a go to see what happens.
Today we turn a year old 🎂. Whoop whoop! Dang, that was a lot of work.
It’s been rewarding, surprising, frustrating, shocking. We get to see first hand how Internet trolls...
Today I am heroic.
My potential is calling.
Many have shined before me. They’ve had their day. I too shall have mine. The world will finally see me and my gift.
I hold a great but largely unrecognized talent. I reveal...
A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.
In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.
“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...
Kanye West accidentally published, and quickly...
Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them. They’re actually called kaletrails.
A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale.
What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”?
To understand kaletrails, it helps first to have a basic understanding of chemtrails.
The chemtrail conspiracy is the belief...
On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94.
Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief.
In a bizarre move, Trump extended the day...
The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses.
With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s.
Tuition too high? Can’t afford a home? Turn back the clock. Now you can afford everything working just one job.
Engineers...
Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. When are you coming home? I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours. Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes. Don't you think it's time to come back home? Your ex stopped over yesterday...
Why do people vote against their own interests? Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?
The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!”
And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.
But that is not socialism. Finland is...
It’s Cyber Monday. The end of your world. Apocalypse Now.
Cyber Monday is coming for your wife. And it shall win.
It’s asking her to spend… quality time!
It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!
It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!
Wait! What? What...
It’s Black Friday, folks. The US-born tradition of holiday sale consumerism that began the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is now so popular that it has spread around the world, even to countries where there is no Thanksgiving. Outside the US, companies promote Black Friday, Black Week, and even Black Month...
A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken.
How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass? It’s a sad mystery indeed.
According to vets, the most common cause of sudden death in horses is a ruptured heart. Perhaps it had an aneurysm in its aorta...
Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.
At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical. Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.
But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...