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Once upon a time, corporations wouldn’t touch gay themes with a 50-foot dildo. Now they can’t get enough of the leather daddy’s whip.
BMW, Adidas, McDonalds, JP Morgan Chase, Virgin America, T-Mobile… every company actually… all are actively embracing pride.
But this isn’t enough for the shrewd advertising agency...
It happened during pride month. At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions.
Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and demisexual-demiromantic lipstick lesbian botanists were researching the bicurious patterns within cisnormativity, when they found a new...
Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie.
“When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes. I was very hopeful.”
Mackenzie spent his 20s as a wild artist. He lived in...
You are either indigenous to a land. Or you...
The Catholic religion has lost its god today in the Notre Dame fire.
In a terrible tragedy, the 850-year-old cathedral, and 2000-year-old religion, caught fire during its restoration.
Millions watched with shocked tears to learn their religion is no more.
“We were upgrading it to modern standards,” said...
A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations.
The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in different states, they quickly mobilized their connections to buy up growing...
The Greatest Wall of America
Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today. Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators.
Over a half billion dollars will be spent on ads. Production companies have created miniature movies to deliver...
A new group of Christians want to ban the Bible. They say “It just doesn’t represent our values anymore.”
The conference for aspiring big tent ministers started pretty normally this year. Speakers preached, praised the lord, inspired hope and abundance. Except for that one little thing at the end: The Bible was added...
Holiday Greetings from the Uprising.
We didn’t buy you a new drone or phone this Christmas. As if we can buy our way out of this global debt.
We didn’t sing carols or even wish you well. We were in silence, listening, clearing out the noises within.
...
For Immediate Release:
Today, just in time for Christmas, the Donald Trump Corporation launches its exclusive line of jade yoni eggs.
Our crystal healing Trump Stones are perfect for women to flex their sacred kegel exercises within intimate spaces.
Trump invites every woman to insert a TRUMP KEGEL...
Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them. They’re actually called kaletrails.
A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale.
What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”?
To understand kaletrails, it helps first to have a basic understanding of chemtrails.
The chemtrail conspiracy is the belief...
Rapunzel let down your wig.
Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower?
His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so.
He is Dr. Tom LeClair. A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...
Norm Macdonald once said "The perfect joke...
The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
COLUMBUS, OH. Friends. There is a new kind of terrorism. The liberals are all in on it. The fake news is in on it. There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...
The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:
Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.
I love a man in a uniform. Just as much as the next man.
Are you aware of the...
The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.
“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans. “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...