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Trump Declares War on Al-Gebra

The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.

COLUMBUS, OH. Friends.  There is a new kind of terrorism.  The liberals are all in on it.  The fake news is in on it.  There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...

NRA Comes Out as Gay

The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:

Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.

I love a man in a uniform.  Just as much as the next man.

Are you aware of the...

US Celebrates Columbus Day by Building Giant Wall

The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.

“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun.  “These aren’t people. These are animals.”

Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally.  On his first attempt by raft...

Searching for that Seashell

We have some breaking news for you.

Remember the sound of the ocean?  

In the wee morning you listened to the waves from your bed.  You walked to the pier before the world got so busy.  Just you and the old folk were awake.  Tiny fish skipped through holes in...

The 97% Hater Manifesto

I see you trying to make the world a better place And I feel hate inside

I see you wanting to help those less fortunate And I insult your naive innocence

I see you trying to save the whales, the dolphins, the oceans And I angrily label you a bleeding...

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