Reality Adjustments

Who is Jesus Christ? A Dossier Roast

Feb 10, 2019

Motto: Y’all are noisy and can’t feel true love

Flaw: Wasn’t white, didn’t upload sermons on YouTube

What Can Save Him: Himself, his wife and kids, his friends

Alternate Reality: Socialist revolutionary

Most Likely Outcome: Get crucified by those who say they love him the most

The Tilted Glass