Janice is about to begin a food cleanse tomorrow. It will be 6 weeks of liquid only smoothies, no sugar.  In the morning she will drink the...

Hey you! I hear you talking on your phone inside that cafe, that restaurant, and that grocery store. My!  Now you are having a video chat. Oh...

First Lady Melania Trump has not been seen for many weeks, once again, creating speculation about her whereabouts, with many theories veering into...

Tilted Glass readers... help! You are the smartest, most well-adjusted, and most caring group of people in the world.  You were also voted...

Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots. “I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller,...

🤔Out of all people, we are looking to our readers to answer this question. You know best. Please help me.  Because our readers are...

In response to the wave of mass shootings, today the NRA has released a list of 10 Tips to Stay Safe.   This 10 step plan will ensure as...

The world celebrates Stephen Hawking’s final journey today, as he decided to enter a black hole. Stephen Hawking, left this dimension at 76 years...

Hark!  Greetings to you, my friend, in this time of the dictatorship of mechanical devices! You, like me, surely remember the days of...

A successful healthy relationship takes work, but not the stressful kind you might think. We asked the birds flying between the desiccated...

NASA has announced its next space shuttle mission. “We're sending our resident aliens to invade Earth,” said NASA spokesperson, Gary...

How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come! The steam engine.  The spinning jenny.  The cotton gin.  The telegraph.  The...

Districts in Michigan, NE Ohio, the Bahamas, Saudi Arabia, & the Congo All Affected Hell has officially frozen over today.  All schools are...

The world-renowned British theoretical physicist—known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology, general relativity,...

The entire global pharmaceutical industry today has checked into an addiction treatment center in Orange Country. “Our little Drugs has picked up a...

The Earth has been spared a catastrophe! Hostile aliens traveling from the Pleiades cluster with the intent to destroy Earth and devour all of...