Internet family, help!  All I did was send my girlfriend a positive link.  I just wanted her opinion.  The headline read “10 reasons why you’re the problem and it’s actually you who is toxic in our relationship.”

She got so mad, even before reading it.  Not fair!

Once you...

Claim:

Trump’s personal doctor was shocked to discover that Trump defecates more pounds per day than he consumes per day.  

Since outputs can not be greater than inputs, this breaks the Law of Conservation of Energy, which states matter is neither created nor destroyed.

Origin:

The...

Next time you hear a friend talk chemtrails, correct them.  They’re actually called kaletrails.

A recent study proves that chemtrails are real and its chemical agent is kale.

What is the chemtrail “conspiracy”?

To understand kaletrails, it helps first to have a basic understanding of chemtrails.

The chemtrail conspiracy is the belief...

A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken.

How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass?  It’s a sad mystery indeed.

According to vets, the most common cause of sudden death in horses is a ruptured heart.  Perhaps it had an aneurysm in its aorta...

Well Windows ’95 took me until ’15, but thanks to Clippy I am here now officially a PowerPoint master!  Yes!

You’d think I’d be happy, right?  But NOOOOO I was walking to the payphone this morning to call my grandson, when I decided to buy the old New York...

An Irving, Texas man faces charges after police say they found his young puppy locked inside of a hot planet.

It happened around 3:30 PM on Sunday.  An unnamed couple first noticed the puppy clawing at the sidewalk and barking in circles. The owner was nowhere to be found, so...

Part 1: Word Soup

If you’re like me, you have seen the LGBTQ scene exploding with new definitions of gender in the past few years: gay, lesbian, heterosexual, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual, polyamorous, intersex, MTF, FTM, agender, genderfluid, bigender, trigender, pangender, genderqueer, demigirl, demiboy, androgyne, intergender...

Our incredible gurus have written these 8 steps learned deep in the icy polar caves of the Brazilian Amazon to surely bring you lasting results. 

Step 1: I expand with abundance and inspire others to do the same.

Step 2: My wife won’t kiss me until...

We built this juicy quiz for you at great expense.

For real: Think of all the labor it took to make this.  To code this tool.  To find the perfect images.  To study the yearning desires of your tantric being and reflect it back through the moist fructose of a dripping peach.....

The Lakota phrase Mní wičhóni—water is life—has become the new national anthem.

In a world of plant medicines, where tobacco is revered as sacred, only one medicine sits atop the throne of all: water.

Without water, there is no life.  Water is life.

One drop of water holds all the...

Is there a fire near you?

We built this tool at great expense for your safety.

According to our database of active fires:

Yes! The fire is 40 feet from you!

In fact, it is burning down your home. It is time to start anew. This is a blessing...