Take Our Sexy Peach Quiz to Discover Your Romantic Personality

Aug 09, 2018

We built this juicy quiz for you at great expense.

For real: Think of all the labor it took to make this.  To code this tool.  To find the perfect images.  To study the yearning desires of your tantric being and reflect it back through the moist fructose of a dripping peach... that juicy fuzzy crisp soft and wholly divine peach.

Now you too can play.  Answer the following questions and we will show you the mirror.  

Enjoy.

The Sexy Peach Quiz

What Does this Remind You of?

A Peach

A Shapely Derriere

A Spanked Ass

Donald Trump

What Does this Remind You of?

Childhood

Some Peaches

Voyeuristic Threesome

The Electricity That Extends Between the Gaps in a Lover's Touch

What Does this Remind You of?

Diagram of a Peach

Tips for Enhanced Tantric Pleasure

Bananas

List of Safe Words

What Does this Remind You of?

Delectable Caresses

Water Sports

Zorig the Magnificent

Peaches Underwater

What Does this Remind You of?

Last Weekend's Gang Bang at Jake's House

Wheel of Fortune

Cupid's Wild Arrows

4.5 Peaches

What Does this Remind You of?

Cow Bell

Being Held by Unconditional Love

A Woman Holding a Peach

Slave's Reward

What Does this Remind You of?

Slurpy Creamy Delights

Cake

You Don't Even Want to Know...

Canada

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Sexy

You are a true romantic. You appreciate style, grace, foreplay, and charm. You love with all your heart.

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Engineer

You can count precisely the number of times you've made love. You talley it up in a spreadsheet and then rank each type of sexual act via a multidimensional pivot table.

healing

Kinky

You ask for a safe word before you bite that peach, you naughty thing. Because one can only enjoy sweetness if there is first a bite. Meow.

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Non-human

You are not human. You are an Arcturian alien visiting the planet Earth for your next 7,000 lifetimes. Welcome, starseed. Please save this human race from ourselves.

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If your peach matches theirs, you are romantically compatible and ought to try each other's fructose.