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by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth Great News, Citizens! Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air. Our country's leader and...
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It troubles your soul to see rich people everywhere online and on TV, since you are not rich. But you are working so hard at your job. ...
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by Elon Musk, magician Did you forget? I’m magic. You’re living in the 3D world. Don’t you want to experience higher dimensions?...
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Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his...
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The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer. “This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. ...
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Ram has created a hologram of the Prophet Muhammad to apologize for its Super Bowl ad. The Super Bowl ad proved controversial because...
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