A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations.

The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity.  As marijuana became legalized in different states, they quickly mobilized their connections to buy up growing...

Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military!  кричать ура!

I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019.  Thanks for funding our government, Chairman Mao!

We are using that Chinese...

The White House has a very serious problem: Rich individuals can’t own public schools.  Rich people can only own private schools.

So how can the White House convince you that the public school system is broke?  If they can convince you it's broke, then more public money can be given to private...

Chick-fil-A is undoing its image as an anti-LGBT activist organization.

The fast food chain, owned by the Cathy family, made headlines in 2012 when its founder opposed equal rights for LGBTQ people. Despite their claims that "they've changed," they again made news this week when their 2017 tax filings showed donations of more...

A college admissions scam is shaking America.  It revolves around William Singer, the founder of the Key, which helped privileged children cheat on their college entrance exams by bribing exam officials, and also by bribing coaches of prospective student athletes.

Among the high-profile individuals caught up in the controversy are...

Censorship alert!  Trump delivers new economic miracles the mainstream media refuses to broadcast.

The US has re-gained the #1 spot in Crisis Manufacturing for the first time since its 2003 Invasion of Iraq, beating out tough competition from China, France, and Spain.

Thanks to Trump’s manufacturing of an imminent “border crisis” with...

It has been tweeted as a victory for green renewable energy.

A manufacturer of solar powered tanning beds can’t keep up with demand.  Beaches across America are now willing up with solar powered tanning beds!

Because no power outlet is needed, the units are frequently dragged to remote places.  This means pristine environments do not need...

For Immediate Release:

Today, just in time for Christmas, the Donald Trump Corporation launches its exclusive line of jade yoni eggs.

Our crystal healing Trump Stones are perfect for women to flex their sacred kegel exercises within intimate spaces.

Trump invites every woman to insert a TRUMP KEGEL...

Per king’s decree, the poor people of this land continued building a great moat around our great nation’s citadels.

“The poor people from the outside are trying to come in and take our gold!” reminded the king.  “They want the good life, like you have it.  They are from...

The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses. 

With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s.

Tuition too high?  Can’t afford a home?  Turn back the clock.  Now you can afford everything working just one job.

Engineers...

Why do people vote against their own interests?  Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?

The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!”

And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.

But that is not socialism.  Finland is...

Greetings.  I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome.  I stir your deepest fears and desires.

Behold my cornucopia!  I offer you good luck… and bad.  At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady Justice—but unlike Justitia, I carry no level balance on my arm.

You may be thinking...

Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.

“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”

He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.

What’s the 34-year...