Ivanka Trump has shut down her highly-successful fashion company. "When we first started this brand, no one could have predicted the success that we...

We hired offshore writers from a Chinese factory to craft this article on how to get that American Dream job. We here at The...

Facebook deleted Facebook today in a parallel universe. It was a headline that many people wanted to share on Facebook, but couldn’t, since there...

The U.S. Postal Service will soon launch scratch-and-sniff stamps to welcome in the summer. The series is inspired by the digital communication...

by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth Great News, Citizens! Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air.  Our country's leader and...

It troubles your soul to see rich people everywhere online and on TV, since you are not rich. But you are working so hard at your job. ...

by Elon Musk, magician Did you forget?  I’m magic.  You’re living in the 3D world.  Don’t you want to experience higher dimensions?...

The Trump administration averted a major scandal today. Despite a 2016 announcement that legendary Underground Railroad conductor, Harriet Tubman,...

The company has rebranded itself after recent backlash over data privacy. Companies and people have always changed their names to get a fresh...

Mattel has created a new Che Guevara™ Ken™ doll for their Barbie® Collection.  Priced at only $29.99, Che makes a perfect boyfriend...

Death has entered the beauty business.  The market has traditionally been dominated by Life. “I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said...

Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his...

The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer. “This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. ...

The times they are a changin. ExxonMobil is quitting fossil fuels.  There is a new CEO in town.   In an epic shareholder battle, CEO...

In a cost cutting move, Sesame Workshop today announced that the Monsanto Company (NYSE: MON) has become its corporate sponsor. Sesame Workshop...

Ram has created a hologram of the Prophet Muhammad to apologize for its Super Bowl ad. The Super Bowl ad proved controversial because...

In the Appalachian foothills lives the Elder Johanus, a zen master who has never seen a computer, nor has a bank account.  He offers these 8...