The company has rebranded itself after recent backlash over data privacy. Companies and people have always changed their names to get a fresh start.  In its early years, Backrub changed...

Mattel has created a new Che Guevara™ Ken™ doll for their Barbie® Collection.  Priced at only $29.99, Che makes a perfect boyfriend for the new Frida Kahlo™ Doll, also...

Death has entered the beauty business.  The market has traditionally been dominated by Life. “I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said Death.  “Traditionally the art of makeup has been...

Elon Musk, inventor and lead at Tesla, SpaceX, and SolarCity—Elon Musk, the man who many believe is our savior to show us the way via his technological dreams, apparently has invested...

The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer. “This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell.  "The NRA is a 501(c)(4) social welfare...

The times they are a changin. ExxonMobil is quitting fossil fuels.  There is a new CEO in town.   In an epic shareholder battle, CEO Darren Woods has been fired by its...

In a cost cutting move, Sesame Workshop today announced that the Monsanto Company (NYSE: MON) has become its corporate sponsor. Sesame Workshop president Jeffrey D. Dunn said that “In...

Ram has created a hologram of the Prophet Muhammad to apologize for its Super Bowl ad. The Super Bowl ad proved controversial because it overlaid Martin Luther King’s words atop...

In the Appalachian foothills lives the Elder Johanus, a zen master who has never seen a computer, nor has a bank account.  He offers these 8 unusual investment tips. Our lawyers advise us...

Zombie Nation has moved off the gold standard.  Effective immediately, the young nation of freedom lovers will now use Bitcoin as their official currency. The event has created...

The Trump Administration has finally gotten Mexico to pay for the wall, in a sense.  After failing to make a deal with Mexico, Trump reached out to Taco Bell to fund the wall. As part of...

He's Got Medals!  BitBowie is here.  A new cryptocurrency has arrived and it is top of the pops. The Cygnet Committee has announced it just might sell the world with this latest coin.  About the...