The Cassandra Company releases its new VR for Students™ glasses. 

With these headsets, the daily reality of a student’s day are altered back to 60s and 70s.

Tuition too high?  Can’t afford a home?  Turn back the clock.  Now you can afford everything working just one job.

Engineers...

Why do people vote against their own interests?  Such as health care, a clean environment, and basic human rights?

The response usually goes “I love freedom not socialism!”

And here socialism means a state run totalitarian dictatorship, such as the former Soviet Union, Venezuela, Cuba, or China.

But that is not socialism.  Finland is...

Greetings.  I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome.  I stir your deepest fears and desires.

Behold my cornucopia!  I offer you good luck… and bad.  At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady Justice—but unlike Justitia, I carry no level balance on my arm.

You may be thinking...

Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.

“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”

He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.

What’s the 34-year...

Whatever. We sell merchandise now. No big deal. 

Who cares if you can wear tilted glasses with class and taste?

I mean: buying our products is a wink to the universe, is all.  No big deal.

A sign for others who see with double-vision.  Game recognize game.  

If you...

Worried your pre-newborn baby will be born behind the times?  If so, check out the new ingestible iPhone for expectant mothers today.

“Today we announce a very special breakthrough,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook.  “Our exciting new product merges advances in telephony, medicinal capsules, and prenatal UI.  We present to you...

Ivanka Trump has shut down her highly-successful fashion company.

"When we first started this brand, no one could have predicted the success that we would achieve,” said the carefully poised mogul in a prepared statement.  “Final metamorphosis is complete.”

Ivanka’s company began with humble roots, making clothing for women in...

We hired offshore writers from a Chinese factory to craft this article on how to get that American Dream job.

We here at The Tilted Glass hope you and your coworkers enjoy.

1) Do not mention religion, politicians, money, or sex

It’s important to be yourself, at the same time, don’t share the things...

Facebook deleted Facebook today in a parallel universe.

It was a headline that many people wanted to share on Facebook, but couldn’t, since there was no more Facebook.

“Let’s bring the world closer together,” has been the motto of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg since its inception.  And with its deletion in...

The U.S. Postal Service will soon launch scratch-and-sniff stamps to welcome in the summer.

The series is inspired by the digital communication devices that have gutted the post office’s relevancy and bankrupted its fiscal books.

Included are icons for the fax machine, AOL, emails, selfies, WhatsApp, and the most anticipated...

by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth

Great News, Citizens!

Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air.  Our country's leader and master, the supremely ascended Donald Trump, has signed an executive order approving such measures.

Monsanto—maker of nutritious Roundup, protector of small farmer seed banks, recycler of toxic wastes...

It troubles your soul to see rich people everywhere online and on TV, since you are not rich.

But you are working so hard at your job.  You may have even made it to a low 6 figure salary.  But turns out it's not all that rich.  You're still working hard to stay afloat. ...

by Elon Musk, magician

Did you forget?  I’m magic.  You’re living in the 3D world.  Don’t you want to experience higher dimensions?

Your boring bonehead questions are not cool.  Your questions are so dry.  They’re killing me.  They’re killing you actually, slowly, taking you outside of dazzle and into robotic...