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Top 10 Sexiest Rocks & 1 Ugly One

Mar 19, 2018

We have collected top 10 sexiest rocks together in one place, including one ugly one.  

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, in this case you will all agree upon our findings.

Sexy Number 10: Spherical stone on green moss. Here we illustrate the proverb “A rolling stone gathers no moss.” 


Sexy Number 9: Badab-e Surt, Mazandaran, Iran.  Just take a moment to appreciate the ripples and the reflection.  Is this rock or is this water?  Is this land or is this sky?  Is it possible to top such beauty?  Yet there are 8 sexiest ones still ahead.


Sexy Number 8: Barbados Saint Joseph.  Even the smaller ones in the distance would make anybody's Top 50 list.


Sexy Number 7: Cheilosporites tirolensis fossil found in the Alps.  Wow.


Sexy Number 6: Almond Mauve Millrock Granite turned to panel, used in elite places such as Trump Tower.


Sexy Number 5: Monument Valley Lighting Storm.


Sexy Number 4: Smooth like a pebble polished in the depths of love.


Sexy Number 3: White Rocky Alamanos Coast.


World's Ugliest Rock: A volcanic aberration barely fit to wipe one's rear end and the bottom of one's feet.


Sexy Number 2: Aligned to the Zen master.


Sexy Number 1: Multi-colored pure smoothness, a true statement of our times.


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