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"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston. Trump...
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Our team of Orthopaedic judges have put together the top 15 most sexy sexiest skeletons for your enjoyment. And also the world's ugliest...
Culture
Can you spot the difference between these three men with power? Take our exclusive quiz and find out! Who Said It? Hitler, Trump or Jesus? "If...
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Top of the day to you, sage readers! The Tilted Glass proudly introduces a blinding new addition to our striking team of staff columnists: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq....
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The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech: Friends, to those who know us, this will...
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The Giving Tree feeling sadly conned after...
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Well this just dills my pickle. America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces! They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in...
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Here’s a story for you… The banks give you debt so you can make them rich The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich Employers give you salary so you...
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The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall. “You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said...
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