When I was a kid, I was taught to go play...
Put Your Mouth Where Your Mouth Is
The Fate Button
One click unlocks your tragic yet deeply comforting fate
Add me to your email list
New Rule:Unless you have a science degree from a...
“We all too often have socialism for the rich and...
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:Trump Declares...
What do you call it when a government goes full...
Cock does the doodle
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second...
Humans. It is I, your MOTHER. Your Mother Earth.
You are loved. You are held.
NOW BE AFRAID!! I brought you into this world. I will take you out.
How dare you disrespect your mother? You’re focused on other things. You are killing me slowly. You are taking...
This breaks our hearts once again. Please join...
Make the Flag Code Great Again! True Americans...
DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented “Witnesses Who Read” book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little “too into” this month’s pick.
The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary Lakes, has turned into quite the sensation.
“I’ve already read it 2...
Motto: Let’s clear land for logging and beef...
In real news today, a woman visiting Lake Atitlán was too inspired to update her blog.
“My life is pretty great right now,” said Ashley Forrest, not online, but to a random person next to her, who was also quite lovely. “I’m just here laying in a hammock overlooking...
Motto: We want to keep our dwindling...
My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump.
As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!” Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit down to give the state of the union.
Did you know...
President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender.
On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land for oil and gas development.
The Endangered Species Act was created...
America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein.
“I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men. “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?”
America’s fundamentalist Christians echoed a similar sentiment, but just lowering the bar to a much younger...