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Make the Flag Code Great Again! True Americans...
DULUTH, MN - At the faith-oriented “Witnesses Who Read” book-of-the-month club in Duluth MN, group of women have reportedly gotten a little “too into” this month’s pick.
The book, Fifty Shades of Light, by the self-published faith-author Mary Lakes, has turned into quite the sensation.
“I’ve already read it 2...
Motto: Let’s clear land for logging and beef...
My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump.
As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!” Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit down to give the state of the union.
Did you know...
President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender.
On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land for oil and gas development.
The Endangered Species Act was created...
America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein.
“I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men. “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?”
America’s fundamentalist Christians echoed a similar sentiment, but just lowering the bar to a much younger...
Let Us March Into The Ringer Together, My Love
The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week.
In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism. NRA’s semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to the cycle of terror in America, making it one of the most gun...
Only women can carry. This would...
...We Just Needed One of These
A Cutting Room Catastrophe.
In Disney’s new “live action” filming of The Lion King, there’s a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices.
If so, this would be a massive scandal and evidence of deliberate propaganda by McCarthy's Hollywood. After all, are not the...
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BREAKING NEWS: Today the NRA has issued the following statement:
To our fellow patriotic Americans:
The Second Amendment means everything to us. Without it, the NRA would be nothing. We’d have to go out and get jobs.
As it says in the constitution, a well-regulated militia is essential...
BREAKING NEWS: Today Tricia Tipperini posted that she will be going off the grid this weekend.
“Farewell, friends!” said the New Jersey resident. “I will be COMPLETELY off the grid this weekend. No cell phone, internet, television, NADA. Don’t panic! I will be facing my quiet soul alone for some digital...
In the old genocidal days of religion, they’d...
Make Mars Great Again
It’s been over 50 years since Apollo 11 landed on the moon. Recently, talks have resurfaced about the possibility of going to Mars.
President Trump jumped into the conversation and agreed with Barack Obama that our focus should be on sending astronauts to Mars.
On July 4th, Trump...
One small step for man, one giant lean for mankind.
On this day, 50 years ago, Michael Jackson made his first moonwalk.
Humanity watched, glued to their televisions, dazzled by the miraculous. To reflect upon our evolution that lead to this moment. What is our purpose? How did we get...
LGBTQ Pride Month, observed in June, is celebrated around the world with parades and activism events. It is an affirming month for many LGBTQ folk, filled with inspiration and the hope that the gradual arc of the moral universe is long and bending toward justice. Lifted by acceptance and inclusion...