In Photo: Armenians ordered by the authorities to gather in the main square of the city to be deported. The crowd was eventually massacred. The Armenian Genocide, also known as the...

The fear of opening yourself creates great tension inside, physical and otherwise. A hiding from your truth.  A hiding from your ability to connect.   Fear not... The Tilted...

We never knew so many captions could exist in a family vacation photo.  What do you see? You put us in these bubbles.  Then you just leave. You burst my bubble. It was fun for...

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit. For those of you who...

Fans are dying to know what the new non-black coffee tastes like.

It’s so silent… “My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane.  “I love how smooth and silent its message is.  I read...

You Got This Let's Do This Chop That Wood Yes!!!  Chop it!

Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots. “I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller, 33, from Ashland Oregon, with...

Fallen Star.The root of suffering is attachment.Phoenix Rising.

Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey. “I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer.  "I am...

🤔Out of all people, we are looking to our readers to answer this question. You know best. Please help me.  Because our readers are known for your abilities to fly past enemies...

Get Me Out of Here. 

In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers. Trump, known to have a...

War is Meh Freedom is 🤤🍑 Ignorance is LOLFollow us, gato.  Join The Tilted Thought Police and our Ministry of Love.  We shall meet in the place where there...

We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious.  But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild Country for being a piece of garbage propaganda,...

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that  it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Jehovah—is considering a second...

There's no indication she will be letting up any time soon.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to the person at the other end of the line.

It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing themselves with their own perspective....

Pretty much the worst thing ever.  She's totally cheating to get her way.What kind of kinky blindfold is Justice wearing anyway?  Is she into sword play?Yet we find the whole...