In real news today, a woman visiting Lake Atitlán was too inspired to update her blog.
“My life is pretty great right now,” said Ashley Forrest, not online, but to a random person next to her, who was also quite lovely. “I’m just here laying in a hammock overlooking...
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My fellow Americans, it is I, your President Trump.
As president Reagan once exclaimed, “tear down this wall!” Like all Republicans, I too hang a picture of Reagan above my toilet bowl, staring into his hawkish eyes every time I sit down to give the state of the union.
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President Trump has been on quite an environmental bender.
On August 12th, the Trump Administration issued crucial changes to the Endangered Species Act. The changes weaken protections for many species and open up huge areas of protected land for oil and gas development.
The Endangered Species Act was created...
America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein.
“I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men. “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?”
America’s fundamentalist Christians echoed a similar sentiment, but just lowering the bar to a much younger...
Let Us March Into The Ringer Together, My Love
The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week.
In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism. NRA’s semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to the cycle of terror in America, making it one of the most gun...
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A Cutting Room Catastrophe.
In Disney’s new “live action” filming of The Lion King, there’s a startling new conspiracy suggesting that the hyena voices were actually portrayed by human voices.
If so, this would be a massive scandal and evidence of deliberate propaganda by McCarthy's Hollywood. After all, are not the...
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BREAKING NEWS: Today the NRA has issued the following statement:
To our fellow patriotic Americans:
The Second Amendment means everything to us. Without it, the NRA would be nothing. We’d have to go out and get jobs.
As it says in the constitution, a well-regulated militia is essential...
BREAKING NEWS: Today Tricia Tipperini posted that she will be going off the grid this weekend.
“Farewell, friends!” said the New Jersey resident. “I will be COMPLETELY off the grid this weekend. No cell phone, internet, television, NADA. Don’t panic! I will be facing my quiet soul alone for some digital...
