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These children that come at you with knives, they...
America: Do you wonder why everything is some emergency with me? Does it seem like, if I don’t get my way, suddenly there’s a national crisis on our hands?
It’s all true. I do live in a state of emergency. But it is not what you think.
It’s because...
My Name is Tary. And I see the world just...
It happened during pride month. At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions.
Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and demisexual-demiromantic lipstick lesbian botanists were researching the bicurious patterns within cisnormativity, when they found a new...
Trump in front of the Taj Mahal Casino, before it...
A TRUE patriot Ain’t Gonna Jack Themselves up on...
I write of the bittersweet tale of James Holzhauer, master hacker, genius of strategy and trivia.
His particular form of greatness was one I could appreciate. A sneak-attack ninja who saw a relative advantage none had seen before and seized upon it. He alone saw that opening and made a run for the ages.
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Dear Humans,
We see you.
You won't stop abusing us. We make you money legally by your own laws. Then you'll break your own laws to make even more money.
You cut off our tails, horns, beaks and testicles. You brand us with hot irons and enslave us. You keep...
This breaks our hearts once again. Please join...
“Freedom Gas” is the thing that happens after you...
Class, open your books now to page 410 of “Art...
Call me old fashioned.
Yesterday I saw a man toss a piece of trash out the window. As if that’s ok. Just “Hey I finished my plastic garbage, now I'll throw it out of my douchebag car and onto the street."
Fines don't work. There is something fundamentally flawed with those who litter. Luckily, there’s a perfect...