The most important thing about marriage is that...
In today’s news, some rich dipshit pretended to be patriotic so he could trick you into voting against your own self interests.
The dipshit millionaire, the son of other dipshit millionaires, also managed to convince millions of Americans how Christian he was as he paid to rape a harem of...
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Worried about America’s manufactured immigration crisis?
Confused why a group of colonizers have the power to decide immigration law?
Do you suspect a costly and medieval wall will help nothing and only serve to hurt wildlife?
There is a simple way out of all of these immigration dilemmas… and...
Ojai is the place where the hippies won the war...
Enjoy now your reward as we bathe you...
Houston native Rafael Spitzer posted today that he doesn't “give a flying f*$k what you think. Your opinion is not my reality.”
He then asked his fans to “please like my lazy bed photo, even though my hair is super ugly and my jawbone is so gross #lol #sleepy.”
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Motto: Economic freedom means personal and...
Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend.
It is said that Epstein’s friends are now fearing a massive fallout. The most shocking implication being that...
An inspiring U.S. Women’s football team won the 2019 World Cup today.
While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFL’s Super Bowl.
U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe won the golden boot, with teammate Alex Morgan...
A magnitude 7.1 earthquake struck Southern California on July 5, 2019. This came after a 6.4 hit on the Fourth of July.
For many this is a sign. Of ice caps melting and the earth cracking as it heats up. Of Jesus coming again for his Hollywood sequel. Of unbridled capitalists...
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Today we declare our interdependence.
No more shall we live the myth that we are independent from the world. We are not separate.
Cross-border pollution is a serious global Issue. We share the air and the water. Our natural resources. If a Japanese nuclear power plant leaks into...
Twitter don’t treat me right. A lot of people try...
Hey you. Yes you.
Did you let the racists out? If so, can you call them in? It’s time for bed.
I realize that once upon a time it was ok to march down Main Street with the local lynch mob and join the witch hunt, but those days are behind...
Motto: As president I’m going to harness...
This term is Trump's legacy. Concentration...
Most people can’t handle success. If something...