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Science & Health
A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken. How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass? It’s a sad mystery indeed. According to vets, the most...
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Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today. At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical. Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for...
Religion
Nature
I didn’t stop the fire, by Donald Trump. Today I step over scorched California. I rise above its ashes. When Robert Oppenheimer witnessed the vast magnificence of the first atomic bomb, he was struck by a line...
Economics
Greetings. I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome. I stir your deepest fears and desires. Behold my cornucopia! I offer you good luck… and bad. At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady...
Nature
Inspired
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Economics
This Business Is About to Blow Up Nobody...
Nature
Nature
November Rain, by Donald Trump When I was a child, I watched children play in the rain. Up in my tower, above the clouds, how the other children played as if rain was a blessing. Then I turned from my tower...
Inspired
And you can't take that away from me! Spoon...
Culture
Politics
Rapunzel let down your wig. Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower? His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so....
Politics
This breaks our heart once again. Thousand Oaks,...
Art
Norm Macdonald once said "The perfect joke...
Sports
The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage. Divisive politics. Nazis. Racists. Caravan invasions. Rapists. Guns out. Big Jesus. Relations between friends and...
Politics
Top of the day to you, sage readers! We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.! As many of you know, our former colonies on the other side of...
Politics
Men looking at materials printed out by a group...