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A-Hole Appears on White House Lawn

A-Hole suddenly appeared on the White House lawn today. And it’s growing bigger. “We aren’t exactly sure how it got there,” said...

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New Post Office Scratch-and-Sniff Stamps To Smell Like Poop Emoji

The U.S. Postal Service will soon launch scratch-and-sniff stamps to welcome in the summer. The series is inspired by the digital communication...

Who Said it? Aaron Schlossberg or Donald Trump?

Aaron Schlossberg, an NYC lawyer, recently became infamous due to his viral racist rants against Spanish-speaking people, in a city where over 800...

NRA Tweets After Texas with Hashtag #RoyalWedding

The tweet reads: Who's watching the #RoyalWedding today? It's very exciting. Nothing much happening elsewhere. Or in the States or in Texas....

Hologram Princess Diana to Appear at Royal Wedding

Meghan Markle’s Hollywood side shall be projected in all its glory. A script straight out of Coachella 2012 where hologram TuPac famously...

Brave Woman Shares Sexy Yoga Selfies to Reject Mainstream Beauty Standards

Joanne Morley is proving the haters wrong. Today Joanne shared a photo of herself in a back-bending yoga pose on the beach. On...

The Rising Cost of College

Flower Power, Bernie Boston, 1967. AR-10 Power, Kaitlin Marie Bennet, 2018.

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Putin Opens Bridge to White House, Cementing Russia’s Hold on Neighbor

MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a $4 trillion bridge directly linking Russia to the White House. Days ago,...

Video: Nothing Happens Here

“You won’t want to miss.”That's Life, Y'all. Deal with it.

Flight MH370 found... on Google Mars!

Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Our staff aviation experts have found the plane. And it is well...

Once You See It... Mother's Day Edition

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Happy Mother's Day!

Maybe you don’t love your mom, Maybe you won't give her this great black widow for Mother’s Day. But we implore you to try to...

Gray Squirrel Removed From Endangered Species List

Some uplifting news today. The gray squirrel is off the endangered species list! For many years, US conservationists couldn’t get enough of...

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Monsanto Patents Air

by The Tilted Glass Ministry of Truth Great News, Citizens! Today our beloved Monsanto Company has patented air. Our country's leader and...

I Got You These Flowers But They Died, By Donald Trump

I’m sorry. So so sorry. I love you. I bought you these flowers. You, yes you, make it all worthwhile for me. Fresh roses really...

Will You Worship The Goat NOW?