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Noam Chomsky Accepts Tide Pod Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the tide pod challenge today.

His 1969 essay, On the Responsibility of Intellectuals, contained a critique of the Vietnam War and expressed that “intellectuals are in a position to expose the lies of...

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How to Donate Your Car (to Jay Leno)

Jay Leno’s car collection is one of the richest in the world.  It consists of about 136 automobiles and 90 motorcycles.  It is worth approximately $50 million and includes such top pieces as a 2014 McLaren P1 ($1.35 million), a 1955 Mercedes 300SL Gullwing Coupe ($1.8 million), and a custom made...

FCC Votes to Kill Cute Baby Puppy

In a surprising move today, the FCC has voted to kill this cute baby puppy.

“It’s actually my daughter’s puppy,” said FCC chairman Ajit Pai.  “The puppy's name is Arpa.  I wanted to kill it before he became a killer attack dog, with the way I would have raised him.  My daughter...

Scientology: Come See Our Feejee Mermaid!

The Church of Scientology wants to show you the remains of a real live mermaid!  Come one, come all.  Bring all your family.  Come see the great catch that has eluded many a fisherman through the ages: The remains of an exotic mermaid, caught in mystical Feejee Islands, far far away in the South...

Top 12 Sexiest Flags in the World

The Tilted Glass brings to you our top 12 sexiest flags in the world.  These flags have been curated for their aesthetic delights and ability to inspire.

We hope you enjoy this Top 12 Countdown.  What is your favorite?

12) Zimbabwe

The stone-carved Zimbabwe Bird on top of the red star...

"Drugs" Check Into Drug Rehab Clinic

The entire global pharmaceutical industry today has checked into an addiction treatment center in Orange Country.

“Our little Drugs has picked up a trillion dollar-habit,” said its concerned mother and father from Austin, Texas.  “I don’t know how it happened.  It just kind of blew up.”

Drugs has been in the...

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