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Nick Foles Fired After Insulting Tom Brady’s Daughter

Nick Foles was fired from the Philadelphia Eagles today after calling Tom Brady’s young daughter, Vivian, an “annoying little pissant” during an on-air discussion. 

“We are disappointed and embarrassed by Nick Foles’ on-air comments,” a statement from the Eagles organization read. “His remarks were utterly indefensible, and mean-spirited commentary directed...

Silence Wins All Prizes at Grammy Awards

Citing “please just shut up, all of you, there’s too much noise,” silence—the sound of sweet sweet silence—has won all the awards at the 60th Grammy Awards show Sunday. 

This includes:

Record of the year Album of the year Song of the year Best new artist Best pop solo performance...

Stephen Hawking Going Through a Hole Phase

The world-renowned British theoretical physicist—known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology, general relativity, and quantum gravity—has gotten really into Hole lately.

“I love the shape of her mouth as she screams,” he said in an exclusive interview with The Tilted Glass.  “So circular.  Love has this sweet but bad vibe. ...

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Noam Chomsky Accepts Tide Pod Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the tide pod challenge today.

His 1969 essay, On the Responsibility of Intellectuals, contained a critique of the Vietnam War and expressed that “intellectuals are in a position to expose the lies of...

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