A new trend is taking America by storm.  America’s husbands have begun declaring emergencies to avoid negotiating with their wives.

“I just find it so much easier this way,” said Fred Carson of Aurora, IL.  “I wanted to watch the game.  My wife wanted me to cook.  So I...

In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius created St. Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14th) to overtake the Lupercalia festival (Feb. 15th).

Lupercus was a name for the Greek god Pan, a satyr. His festival, celebrated annually on the anniversary of the founding of his temple, was called the Lupercalia.  Lupercus watched over the...

Think you can spot the difference between these two men? It's not as easy as it may seem. Take our interactive quiz to learn your Trump-Manson score.

Who Said it? Donald Trump or Charles Manson?

 

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy." Donald...

The Instagram and Tinder accounts of Jennifer Silver have successfully reached 100% fusion.

A single social media manger in her late 20s, Jennifer has converted her Instagram into a tightly-controlled dating portfolio.

It presents a visual collage of her activities, permitting the ability to receive expressions of interest...

Someone you barely know in real life has proclaimed victory on your Facebook wall.  They’ve “recapitulated once again” that your “argument has been soundly defeated by logic” and that they--unlike you--“stand for the truth.”

This tedious conversation has now hit over 100 comments.  Each time you think it’s done, your...

Nobody likes being labeled a racist.

When someone is called a racist, the response will predictably be “I’m not.”  Followed by: “My boyfriend is black. My best friend is white.  I’m brown.”  Or the cringe-worthy: “I don’t see color.”  (As if denying cultural heritage frees you of race.)

But...

Little Rock, Arkansas.

Local bank clerk, Fred Tellers, has been asking his wife Sandy to have a threesome. What began as a random side comment, has now turned into a daily nagging plea.

“I laughed it off, at first,” said Sandy.  “But my husband has been persistent. At church...

Have you heard of Owl Selfies?  No?  Then you are still living in 2018.

From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.

What is an Owl Selfie?  Instead of using your phone to take a picture...

It’s Cyber Monday.  The end of your world.  Apocalypse Now.

Cyber Monday is coming for your wife.  And it shall win.

It’s asking her to spend… quality time!

It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!

It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!

Wait!  What?  What...