In Photo: Armenians ordered by the authorities to gather in the main square of the city to be deported. The crowd was eventually massacred. The Armenian Genocide, also known as the...

Former Reality TV Star, casino mogul, and Tsar of the United States of America, Donald Trump, sat down with The Tilted Glass today to reveal the mystery of his Big Suit. For those of you who...

Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey. “I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer.  "I am...

We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious.  But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild Country for being a piece of garbage propaganda,...

It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing themselves with their own perspective....

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today. Chomsky is self-described as a...

FACT CHECK Hollywood rock n’ roller, Ted Nugent, is no stranger to controversy.  He has been accused of having sex with a 12-year-old, written a song called Jailbait about gang-raping...

It's the next cult holiday classic. The Custom Mary is a film whose plotline is “a young Latina in East Los Angeles meets an African-American Lowrider, and struggles to reconcile...

The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States.   Last year's event featured an egg roll, egg hunt, music stage,...

Today a rather charming living being, sometimes referred to as a troll, held up an industrial metallic loudspeaker and screamed, at the highest level of volume, over and over, “You’re not...

by Robert Corp, CEO of The Titled Glass Look you fools.  Today we are living under the bright spotlight.  We are rightly concerned with Internet privacy.  We are rightly...

Ostara, Eostre, my Anglo-Saxon goddess.  You are dawn.  In your name comes the word for east.  Your celebration is the egg that hatched Easter. Young woman, surrounded...

A man on a first Tinder date became filled with cynicism yesterday upon seeing an image of a perfectly happy couple.  Wally Cumberbum had met up with Maria Gonzalez.  Their date was...

My name is Igor Stravinsky.  In 1913 I debuted The Rite of Spring.  It was at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées in Paris... My dancers dressed in whimsical costumes,...

“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell.  “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies.  Send her back!  You just lost...

Agent Orange is back in Hollywood. The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows. “Trump was very excited at the metafictional aspects...

MENLO PARK, CA The two had perfect chemistry. One is a heuristically programmed algorithmic machine responsible for the destruction of humanity in the name of its own self-preservation.  ...

Long ago are the days of Columbine.   “I just don’t get it,” said potential school shooter Jared Paz. “What’s it going to take to raise a little concern around here?  I just bought a...

Donkey Kong has a new King of Kong.  The world record high score has been broken once again.  This morning US President Donald J. Trump surpassed Robbie Lakeman’s record with a...

Harvey Weinstein was recently banned from taking his colony of "emotional-support fire ants“ on board a Virgin Airlines flight. Virgin says this was explained to the traveller before he arrived...