Who is Alabama? A Dossier Roast
May 16, 2019
Motto: We love life
Flaw: Its population is dwindling since no one cares to move into that sinking death trap
What Can Save It: Force women to add more babies to the population, even if by rape & incest
Alternate Reality: A true Eden for the Alibamu & Koasati tribes
Most Likely Outcome: Alabama surrounds itself with border prison wall, turns into Medieval colony