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Family Man Wants Threesome

Jan 07, 2019

Little Rock, Arkansas.

Local bank clerk, Fred Tellers, has been asking his wife Sandy to have a threesome. What began as a random side comment, has now turned into a daily nagging plea.

“I laughed it off, at first,” said Sandy.  “But my husband has been persistent. At church last Sunday, we were talking with the bake sale lady and suddenly Fred joked out of nowhere ‘Hey if you ever want to try my wife’s cookie, you're invited to come have a bite.’ I was very embarrassed. The poor widow just lost her husband too.”

We sat down with Fred to understand his recent obsession in having this ménage à trois.

“Look--I have three adorable kids, a loving wife, a stable job, and a something of a savings account too,” said Fred.  “Yet I feel this emptiness, as if something profound, necessary even, is lacking. Something to meditate on, for sure. But then one day I finished reading from Genesis and started flipping through YouPorn when I realized just what it is. All I need to feel complete is to share my wife with other women and men in an unbridled bacchanalia of drunken lust, freed from the shackles of society’s judgmental eye.”

Some time had passed. We lost track of their day-to-day. But recently we learned that Fred and Sandy’s three kids had rolled their eyes once again as they sulked to the supper table to dine with surprise guests Larry and Debra, some more new friends of mommy and daddy that had come to join them for dinner, and maybe a little wine after, once the kids had scooted off to bed. 

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