Who is Pope Francis? A Dossier Roast
Jan 20, 2019
Motto: I will humbly modernize Catholicism to honor the universal god of love within us, while pretending not to
Flaw: 2000+ years of genocide, pedophilia, crusades, gold
What Can Save Him: Women popes
Alternate Reality: Floor scrubber at a Wild West boom town brothel
Most Likely Outcome: Gets into Heaven, finds it all quite gay, especially the colors and interior design