America’s 1% have been confused by the scandal surrounding Jeffrey Epstein.

“I read the media lies accusing him of sleeping with girls,” said our nation’s rich men.  “But doesn't adulthood begin at puberty?”

America’s fundamentalist Christians echoed a similar sentiment, but just lowering the bar to a much younger...

The National Rifle Association has disbanded this past week.

In doing so, it admitted its role of supporting and enabling domestic terrorism.   NRA’s semi-religious philosophy that there should be no rules about guns has contributed to the cycle of terror in America, making it one of the most gun...

BREAKING NEWS: Today the NRA has issued the following statement:

To our fellow patriotic Americans:

The Second Amendment means everything to us.  Without it, the NRA would be nothing.  We’d have to go out and get jobs.

As it says in the constitution, a well-regulated militia is essential...

In today’s news, some rich dipshit pretended to be patriotic so he could trick you into voting against your own self interests. 

The dipshit millionaire, the son of other dipshit millionaires, also managed to convince millions of Americans how Christian he was as he paid to rape a harem of...

Worried about America’s manufactured immigration crisis?

Confused why a group of colonizers have the power to decide immigration law?

Do you suspect a costly and medieval wall will help nothing and only serve to hurt wildlife?

There is a simple way out of all of these immigration dilemmas… and...