MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a $4 trillion bridge directly linking Russia to the White House.  

Days ago, Putin, wearing tough guy jeans and a jacket, stood on the Russian end of the four-lane bridge with Arkady Rotenberg, the bridge's architect and Putin's former judo partner. 

Putin then hopped into...

To many, May 1st is known as the Beltane, or May Day, the ancient European holiday falling halfway between spring equinox and summer solstice.

In most countries, May 1st is also known as International Labor Day, or International Workers' Day.  A celebration of laborers and the working class. 

May 1st...

It’s been a tough term for the Trump administration.

The USA remains embroiled in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Mexican Drug War.  Each day the news seems to be more of the same, with no promise of peace in sight.  It’s as if the global powers want to...

In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers.

Trump, known to have a bit of a fetish for all things gold, reportedly has a hard time cleaning himself off, unless...

The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States.  

Last year's event featured an egg roll, egg hunt, music stage, reading nook, egg dyeing, cookie decorating, card-making for troops, an art wall, costumed characters (including the Easter Bunny...

I don’t like this!  

It's creeping in at kind of an angle.  Through the top of my head.  Through the tips of my toes.  All around me.  Who is me?  Where do I begin and end?

What do I do?

Somebody call the police.  Somebody call a therapist.  I...

The Trump administration seems to be in a state of chaos.  Trump's scandals has become too numerous to keep track of.  These include extramarital affairs and sex tapes with porn stars, accusations of criminal sexual misconduct, continual resignations from key staff, appointments of unqualified and controversial figures to strategic positions, illegal use of...

Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake.

“I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov.  “There was a small typo.”

Actually a pretty big typo.  Because now our society has become divided into those who eat broccoli and those who do not.  And the choice is political, a...

“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell.  “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies.  Send her back!  You just lost your visa, Lady Liberty.  You're fired!”

Mr. Sayers has taken offense to the symbology of the statue, in particular its...

In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision.  Can you imagine?  Mmm all these sweet ladies everywhere.  I'm just a kid in a candy store.  I’d pop so many tic-tacs.”

Many on the left were...

Trump lost a big bet today that affects all Americans for one calendar year.

It was at the Winter Olympics.  A special cocktail hour for world leaders.  It was all going well.  All the threats and name calling between countries that you see on the news were non-existent now.  Just world leaders...

Maybe you remember.  It was 8 long years with George W. Bush as president.  

His leadership caused you much grief.  The 2003 invasion of Iraq.  Fake WMDs.  Hurricane Katrina.   Torture.  The 9-11 terror memo.  Mission Accomplished.  Leaving the Kyoto protocol.  Tax cuts for the wealthy.  Insider contracts to...