In a surprising move today, the FCC has voted to kill this cute baby puppy.
“It’s actually my daughter’s puppy,” said FCC chairman Ajit Pai. “The puppy's name is Arpa. I wanted to kill it before he became a killer attack dog, with the way I would have raised him. My daughter...
Frankie Villoso, a Donald Trump loyalist, was not bothered by news today that The Donald paid adult porn star actress, Stormy Daniels, $130,000 to keep quiet in a sexual affair he had while married to Melania. The news surfaced through another porn star, Alana Evans, who claimed the two invited her...
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Donald Trump is taking his words to the wrestling ring!
Donald Trump, president of the United States of America and self-proclaimed "Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World,” offered a both $1,000 prize and lifetime supply of Trump Steaks to any woman who could pin him down.
“You women need to stay in the kitchen, stay in...
War is over. Peace is now! It has happened.
Donald Trump has declared world peace. Just in time for Christmas, he signed a new executive order that immediately re-purposes all military personal and war machines.
Executive order number #655321, referred internally as “North Pole #1,” includes the following:
Soldiers to...
Donald Trump has resigned today as a result of the multiple sexual assault allegations.
"I'm sorry that my actions have hurt so many. I'm sorry for being a bad role model for today's youth."*Donald TrumpThe latest in the wave of #MeToo casualties, his resignation comes as the latest fallout in...