Video: Here now is a goat wearing sunglasses, chewing and staring into your heart.

Posted on December 29, 2017

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Like the Moray Eel, we sent our finest camera crew out to capture this exquisite animal.

Then we sent a team of the best wardrobe and makeup crew to style the goat in shades. 


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