July 4th.  America, in a galaxy far far away

The United States celebrates its Independence Day today.

The annual tradition, taking place every July 4th, marks the moment where the Unites States banded together to declare itself free from any attachment or responsibility to the rest of Earth.

"Today marks the day...

Kim Kardashian West met with President Donald Trump and other prison experts, including senior adviser Jared Kushner, at the White House on Wednesday to discuss prison reform.

"Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing," tweeted Trump following their meeting, posting a picture alongside Kardashian in the...

Donald Trump spoke to children today to honor these future World War III Veterans.

“I are very pleased your future sacrifice with us,” said Trump, speaking at a meeting with Boys and Girls Clubs of America.  “Right now, as I plan for my re-election, I’m gearing up for the battle of...

Aaron Schlossberg, an NYC lawyer, recently became infamous due to his viral racist rants against Spanish-speaking people, in a city where over 800 languages are spoken.

Donald Trump, an NYC reality TV star turned motivational leader, has also had his share of racial tirades.

Do you...

MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin on Tuesday opened a $4 trillion bridge directly linking Russia to the White House.  

Days ago, Putin, wearing tough guy jeans and a jacket, stood on the Russian end of the four-lane bridge with Arkady Rotenberg, the bridge's architect and Putin's former judo partner. 

Putin then hopped into...

To many, May 1st is known as the Beltane, or May Day, the ancient European holiday falling halfway between spring equinox and summer solstice.

In most countries, May 1st is also known as International Labor Day, or International Workers' Day.  A celebration of laborers and the working class. 

May 1st...

It’s been a tough term for the Trump administration.

The USA remains embroiled in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Mexican Drug War.  Each day the news seems to be more of the same, with no promise of peace in sight.  It’s as if the global powers want to...

In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms with golden showers.

Trump, known to have a bit of a fetish for all things gold, reportedly has a hard time cleaning himself off, unless...

The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States.  

Last year's event featured an egg roll, egg hunt, music stage, reading nook, egg dyeing, cookie decorating, card-making for troops, an art wall, costumed characters (including the Easter Bunny...

I don’t like this!  

It's creeping in at kind of an angle.  Through the top of my head.  Through the tips of my toes.  All around me.  Who is me?  Where do I begin and end?

What do I do?

Somebody call the police.  Somebody call a therapist.  I...

The Trump administration seems to be in a state of chaos.  Trump's scandals has become too numerous to keep track of.  These include extramarital affairs and sex tapes with porn stars, accusations of criminal sexual misconduct, continual resignations from key staff, appointments of unqualified and controversial figures to strategic positions, illegal use of...

Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake.

“I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov.  “There was a small typo.”

Actually a pretty big typo.  Because now our society has become divided into those who eat broccoli and those who do not.  And the choice is political, a...

“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell.  “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies.  Send her back!  You just lost your visa, Lady Liberty.  You're fired!”

Mr. Sayers has taken offense to the symbology of the statue, in particular its...