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Trump Ends Korean War & Makes USA “A Bunch of Losers”

Apr 27, 2018

It’s been a tough term for the Trump administration.

The USA remains embroiled in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Mexican Drug War.  Each day the news seems to be more of the same, with no promise of peace in sight.  It’s as if the global powers want to be at war with each other.

Yet today offered a glimpse of something new, at first glance.  Trump took credit for a major development!  In one corner of this flat world, war is over!  Peace has come!  In... Korea?

But the Korean War had already de facto ended in 1953.  And even though Chinese president Xi Jinping is credited as doing all the real work, Trump took credit for the peace deal today, for Americans... losing the war.

Losing?

Being a loser goes against everything Trump stands for.  Trump, according to all non-fake news sources, has never lost anything.  He's lead a life of endless financial upticks and romantic monogamy.

USA losing the war?  How could this be?  The US-backed South Korean forces have now officially lost to the north.  Now a family dynasty of tyrannical North Korean dictators written straight out of the pages of 1984 remain in place.

“The USA is a bunch of losers?” said Trump in a surprised Fox News interview.  “Wait I thought we won?”

Still time goes on....

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.

Last seen, Trump began a series of unfiltered tweets to North Korean leader Kim Jung-un, wanting to challenge him in a spelling bee, with high stakes for the winner.  Click here for more.

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