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Who is Tomi Lahren? We Dossier Her Truth

Jan 06, 2019

Motto: I am controversial and not a racist

Flaw: Her opinions are flimsy attention-seeking soundbites

What Can Save Her: Profound humbleness

Alternate Reality: Spokeswoman for the Rajneesh community

Most Likely Outcome: Unfairly, she will eventually be discarded for a younger prettier racist

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