Who is Marianne Williamson? A Dossier Roast

Jun 28, 2019

Motto: As president I’m going to harness love for political purposes

Flaw: America’s Salem trails have technically never ended

What Can Save Her: America reveres witches as ancient earthly custodians

Alternate Reality: Mom’s adventurous new friend

Most Likely Outcome: Sells more books, invites you to workshop in Bali