Reality Adjustments

Breaking News: Hopeful Person Mocked by Miserable Person

Jun 25, 2019

CANTON, OHIO - A hopeful person today was mocked by a miserable person.

“That hippie is a snowflake,” said the miserable person. “Their Californian way of life is libtarded.”

When the hopeful person reminded them that they had no political affiliation and lived in Ohio, the miserable person immediately had a response.

“Your ego is so big.  You think you’re better than everyone.  Sometimes we have to take up arms, you know.  You're anti-American.”

To which the hopeful person responded “I don't know about any of that.  I’m just happy.  It feels good to move lightly.”

Last seen, the miserable person was explaining to the hopeful person that they will “pray for you.”

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