My Human Unhappiness is Externally Caused!
Jan 21, 2018
It is catastrophic that things are not the way I want them to be! My reality has been distorted through my anger.
You did this to me, not me! I have no ability to control my personal disturbances.
You see, I am dependent on you to change my diapers. I needed you. You are stronger than I will ever be. I rely on you. But you were not there. Now even my soul stinks of ire.
There is a correct, precise, and perfect solution to all human problems. It is catastrophic that you have not found this solution. The solution is for you to change my diapers.
I saw the look in your eye when you detected the stink, yet did nothing! I am quite upset over other people’s problems and disturbances. You have disrupted my harmonious tranquility.
It is a necessity for me to be loved and approved by every significant person in my community. I feel through your avoidance that you have not approved me. It is easier for you to avoid life difficulties and self-responsibilities.
Now you have prevented me from reaching my life’s goals. Now I cannot laugh and chase after the cat. I must sit here, wait, and waddle in my discontent.
You are a bad person. You should be punished for your wicked ways.
Your entire worth depends upon the goodness of your performances. You get zero points as a human!
Well I just pooped again. How about that? What are you going to do about it? Are you going to change me? Because obviously I cannot change myself.