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My Human Unhappiness is Externally Caused!

Jan 21, 2018

It is catastrophic that things are not the way I want them to be!  My reality has been distorted through my anger.

You did this to me, not me!  I have no ability to control my personal disturbances.

You see, I am dependent on you to change my diapers.  I needed you.  You are stronger than I will ever be.  I rely on you.  But you were not there.  Now even my soul stinks of ire.

There is a correct, precise, and perfect solution to all human problems.   It is catastrophic that you have not found this solution.  The solution is for you to change my diapers.

I saw the look in your eye when you detected the stink, yet did nothing!  I am quite upset over other people’s problems and disturbances.  You have disrupted my harmonious tranquility.

It is a necessity for me to be loved and approved by every significant person in my community.  I feel through your avoidance that you have not approved me.  It is easier for you to avoid life difficulties and self-responsibilities.

Now you have prevented me from reaching my life’s goals.  Now I cannot laugh and chase after the cat.  I must sit here, wait, and waddle in my discontent.

You are a bad person.  You should be punished for your wicked ways.

Your entire worth depends upon the goodness of your performances.  You get zero points as a human!

Well I just pooped again.  How about that?  What are you going to do about it?  Are you going to change me?  Because obviously I cannot change myself.

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