Call me old fashioned.
Yesterday I saw a man toss a piece of trash out the window. As if that’s ok. Just “Hey I finished my plastic garbage, now I'll throw it out of my douchebag car and onto the street."
Fines don't work. There is something fundamentally flawed with those who litter. Luckily, there’s a perfect...
The Senate is an undemocratic artifact. It gives small states large powers.
It is also racist. It gives sparsely-populated mostly-white states more power than heavily-populated racially-diverse states. A voter in Wyoming has 70 times more influence than a voter in California. And taxpaying U.S. citizens in racially-diverse Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico have no...
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ATLANTA, GEORGIA - Stock prices in the state's coat hanger industry are surging this week, which—curiously—Georgia's male Republican lawmakers are heavily invested in.
“It’s no surprise,” said Governor Brian Kemp, gleaming with newfound wealth. “We have laws which have defined women as state property. And in The Peach State we force...
Who am I? How do people see me? What is my “brand” or “religion”?
Perhaps we never sought a clear answer to this question.
And so, unclear, our way of being is to echo what we like and don’t like.
We are echo machines. We reflect...
GLENDALE, CA - Have you heard of the new “Yoga for Influencers” trend?
Starting at $450 a month, this new yoga style teaches “the ancient lineage of Ashtanga yoga with a social twist.” It is designed to “both maximize your liberation, while also attracting followers on social media.”
Each class...
No one cares more about your child's well-being and success than you.
In today’s digital world, you must teach your children to be successful digital citizens so they can clock-in to future digital careers, and you must also keep technology away from them so it does’t rot their brains...
‘Merica, you’ve dropped a letter. Like an arrow without its head. You’ve lost your way.
You’ve built your home on Division Street. On the wrong side of the tracks.
You’ve shut your blinds on your neighbors. The companies have fed you poison. And now you’re sick with a war...
God's chosen leader, and America’s most humble president, the reverend Donald Judas Trump, lead the National Day of Prayer on Thursday.
To the surprise of many, it was his wife, Melania, who opened his speech—not Trump’s harem of porn star prostitutes, nor the orgy of Russian women he pays to privately...
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The world’s most popular DNA and dating sites have merged.
Combining the best of both worlds, 23andTinder will scan your DNA to see which of your distant relatives are the most compatible with you… in bed.
“Dating in Los Angeles sucked!” said the newlywed bride Jenna...
Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie.
“When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes. I was very hopeful.”
Mackenzie spent his 20s as a wild artist. He lived in...
This is what Democracy looks like.
Joe Biden announced he was running for president in 2020 this week, joining Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, Beto O'Rourke and all the rest of the Democrats in the United States.
This brings the total number of Democratic presidential candidates...
Measles shall now be called “Preventables,” according to The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Measles is a highly contagious virus that can kill babies or cause lifelong brain damage. In 1912, there were an average of 6,000 measles-related deaths per year. This changed in 1954 when the measles vaccine was isolated. ...
by the Primordium Bloom, Head Devotee at the Temple of Goddess Eostre
It’s official: The Easter Bunny loves zombies.
As you know, our sacred Eostre Bunny (sometimes spelled Easter) is beloved throughout these pagan Anglo-Saxon lands. Our dear goddess Eostre, whose spirit may appear as a bunny, brings great...
Kremlin officials have just finished redacting the Mueller Report, clearing the way for its public release.
The redacted report, which is nearly 400 pages, will show everything Mueller's team uncovered during its two-year investigation on Trump’s collusion with Russia--minus all of Russia's changes.
Russian has long been an alley of...
Ashley Wilson, dedicated Buddhist and avid QAnon Supporter, is conflicted over which path is True Awakening.
The practicing monk has dedicated her life to liberating herself and others from suffering. Through meditation and community, she’s reached deep epiphanies of delicious nirvana that keep getting clearer.
And also, each...
The Catholic religion has lost its god today in the Notre Dame fire.
In a terrible tragedy, the 850-year-old cathedral, and 2000-year-old religion, caught fire during its restoration.
Millions watched with shocked tears to learn their religion is no more.
“We were upgrading it to modern standards,” said...
when the child in your arms is fed by the sea
when you’re with the ripples and the swans come in
and all around you are reflections of what could be
when it skips its track and you find yourself transported
to reality adjusted around a soft rhyme
and then here...
A formerly overweight woman that you went to school with has completed another triathlon today.
Her life is an inspiring story full of twists which inspire others around her to do better things.
A dreams-really-do-come-true role model, she overcame illness and childhood heartaches to gain a newfound faith in herself...
After years of fighting healthcare and public schools, the GOP has introduced an exciting new bill to eliminate clean water.
Called the Water Freedom Act, the bill will “eliminate costly government regulations that clean and protect our rivers, oceans and lakes.” It will “let business and citizens do whatever you...
A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations.
The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in different states, they quickly mobilized their connections to buy up growing...