Chick-fil-A is undoing its image as an anti-LGBT activist organization.
The fast food chain, owned by the Cathy family, made headlines in 2012 when its founder opposed equal rights for LGBTQ people. Despite their claims that "they've changed," they again made news this week when their 2017 tax filings showed donations of more...
A white man walked to the front of the taco truck line and ordered 3 tacos, medium spicy.
“Sorry, you can’t cut. You need to stand in line,” said New Hampshire Taco Truck owner Mario Felipe Gonzalez Perez as he pointed to the long line of mostly Mexican families...
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At the Delta Delta Delta sorority of the University of Southern California, dozens of young women got together to partake in the ancient pre-Christian ritual of St. Patrick’s Day.
They opened a special variety of clover-based mead and discussed the priestly caste of "magico-religious specialists" known as the druids.
“I...
A college admissions scam is shaking America. It revolves around William Singer, the founder of the Key, which helped privileged children cheat on their college entrance exams by bribing exam officials, and also by bribing coaches of prospective student athletes.
Among the high-profile individuals caught up in the controversy are...
“In 1961, the Nobel Prize–winning physicist Eugene Wigner gave a thought experiment that demonstrated two observers can experience conflicting realities, proving there is no such thing as objective reality. That all observation is subjective, even upon ‘objective’ evidence,’ said US President Donald Trump, as he paced his gilded chamber, yanking...
People complain about daylight savings time. They say it is a disruptive and unnecessary byproduct of the Progressive Era
But clocks jumping around have an unappreciated perk. The jumps remind us that the 24 hour clock system is an Industrial Age structure, a result of the mechanical clock.
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In Omaha, Nebraska, a group of modern activists eliminated the "mountain" from the Bible's Sermon on the Mount.
“Isn’t it about time,” said group member, Mary Olivia, during a passionate roundtable sharing circle. “This is not a statement on the contents of Jesus's sermon, but rather the delivery, especially how it relates...
CLEVELAND, OH - Upcoming high school graduate, Emma Lovedale, got a perfect 2400 composite score on her SATs today.
“It just goes to show you can do anything when you put your mind to it,” captioned Emma next a photo of her results. “#girlstrong”
Emma has been posting photos of...
Christians around the world are overjoyed by the discovery of a new gospel.
A new scroll found in the Dead Seas reveals that Jesus Christ and “his wife Mary” would don “magical red noses” before important events, such as the Sermon on the Mount, the Cleansing of the Temple, walking...
In modern times it can seem there's no more male and female. That gender is a societal construct trapped to the magnetism of Earth’s North and South poles.
For today, transgender men are more handsome than the biologically born men. And transgender women are more beautiful than the biologically born...
These are tough times for Trump. This week his lawyer and “fixer” Michael Cohen testified before congress that Trump's “a racist, a cheat, and con man.”
Cohen also said that, as president, Trump colluded with Russians and paid laundered hush money to keep his many prostitutes and porn stars quiet.
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Does the success of the 2019 "No Host" Academy Awards prove that anarchism works? It does according to one anarchist.
“Isn't it obvious?” tweeted Francisca Sousa upon watching how fun and fluid the 2019 Oscars went. “It was the best show in years. All because it didn't have a host. The peoples’ movement must...
How come we have better laws governing outer space than we do our own planet?
The Outer Space Treaty is a treaty that forms the basis of international space law. It was entered in 1967 and signed by most of the plant, including the US, China, Russia, nearly all of the...
Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont announced his bid to become President of the USA for the 2020 election. In the following personal statement, he announced his goals to Make America Indigenous Again:
Brothers and Sisters--
I am writing to let you know I have decided to run for president of...
It turns out that Donald Trump is a deeply-studied scholar of Martin Heidegger. Something the fake news won’t tell you.
Calling the German philosopher’s writings pretty “light reading” and someone who “writes as I Tweet,” the US president has been particularly fascinated with Heidegger’s life for a dozen-or-so years starting...
A new trend is taking America by storm. America’s husbands have begun declaring emergencies to avoid negotiating with their wives.
“I just find it so much easier this way,” said Fred Carson of Aurora, IL. “I wanted to watch the game. My wife wanted me to cook. So I...
In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius created St. Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14th) to overtake the Lupercalia festival (Feb. 15th).
Lupercus was a name for the Greek god Pan, a satyr. His festival, celebrated annually on the anniversary of the founding of his temple, was called the Lupercalia. Lupercus watched over the...
Donald Trump’s steamy Valentine’s Day texts were leaked today.
The president had been on a midnight bender, texting his many love interests.
While the public is accustomed to America’s first “Porn Star President,” less known is his style of flirting. Just how he seduces his many love interests. ...
It’s been another long day of work for Matthew Danes. This came after a long week of work. Wow, my how the year has just flow on by.
Feels like forever since he had even a couple days off.
Wait… what happened to last year? Has it been...
Censorship alert! Trump delivers new economic miracles the mainstream media refuses to broadcast.
The US has re-gained the #1 spot in Crisis Manufacturing for the first time since its 2003 Invasion of Iraq, beating out tough competition from China, France, and Spain.
Thanks to Trump’s manufacturing of an imminent “border crisis” with...