One small step for man, one giant lean for mankind.
On this day, 50 years ago, Michael Jackson made his first moonwalk.
Humanity watched, glued to their televisions, dazzled by the miraculous. To reflect upon our evolution that lead to this moment. What is our purpose? How did we get...
LGBTQ Pride Month, observed in June, is celebrated around the world with parades and activism events. It is an affirming month for many LGBTQ folk, filled with inspiration and the hope that the gradual arc of the moral universe is long and bending toward justice. Lifted by acceptance and inclusion...
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In today’s news, some rich dipshit pretended to be patriotic so he could trick you into voting against your own self interests.
The dipshit millionaire, the son of other dipshit millionaires, also managed to convince millions of Americans how Christian he was as he paid to rape a harem of...
Worried about America’s manufactured immigration crisis?
Confused why a group of colonizers have the power to decide immigration law?
Do you suspect a costly and medieval wall will help nothing and only serve to hurt wildlife?
There is a simple way out of all of these immigration dilemmas… and...
Houston native Rafael Spitzer posted today that he doesn't “give a flying f*$k what you think. Your opinion is not my reality.”
He then asked his fans to “please like my lazy bed photo, even though my hair is super ugly and my jawbone is so gross #lol #sleepy.”
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Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend.
It is said that Epstein’s friends are now fearing a massive fallout. The most shocking implication being that...
An inspiring U.S. Women’s football team won the 2019 World Cup today.
While football is big around the globe, it is definitely becoming bigger here in the United States too, in particular with the NFL’s Super Bowl.
U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe won the golden boot, with teammate Alex Morgan...
A magnitude 7.1 earthquake struck Southern California on July 5, 2019. This came after a 6.4 hit on the Fourth of July.
For many this is a sign. Of ice caps melting and the earth cracking as it heats up. Of Jesus coming again for his Hollywood sequel. Of unbridled capitalists...
Today we declare our interdependence.
No more shall we live the myth that we are independent from the world. We are not separate.
Cross-border pollution is a serious global Issue. We share the air and the water. Our natural resources. If a Japanese nuclear power plant leaks into...
Hey you. Yes you.
Did you let the racists out? If so, can you call them in? It’s time for bed.
I realize that once upon a time it was ok to march down Main Street with the local lynch mob and join the witch hunt, but those days are behind...
CANTON, OHIO - A hopeful person today was mocked by a miserable person.
“That hippie is a snowflake,” said the miserable person. “Their Californian way of life is libtarded.”
When the hopeful person reminded them that they had no political affiliation and lived in Ohio, the miserable person immediately...
Chapters of the Ubuntu choir network raised the planetary vibration this morning and defeated evil.
"It’s a kind of high you get," confirmed members. "We feel good when we sing. And doing anything good in one area of yourself lifts up other 'unrelated' parts holistically. This spreads on and on with...
Once upon a time, corporations wouldn’t touch gay themes with a 50-foot dildo. Now they can’t get enough of the leather daddy’s whip.
BMW, Adidas, McDonalds, JP Morgan Chase, Virgin America, T-Mobile… every company actually… all are actively embracing pride.
But this isn’t enough for the shrewd advertising agency...
From the campaign trail:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - America! The last few years have been horrible. Horrible. We need a president who leads, unlike the current president. We need to Make America Great Again.
Our current president lies to you. He finds wealth in division. Do you know that? ...
LOUISVILLE, KY - NRA-member gun owner, Mark S., took to Twitter to explain how responsible he is.
“The only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with three guns,” he said on Father’s Day. “All of these children dying in mass shootings… they’d never happen...
America: Do you wonder why everything is some emergency with me? Does it seem like, if I don’t get my way, suddenly there’s a national crisis on our hands?
It’s all true. I do live in a state of emergency. But it is not what you think.
It’s because...
It happened during pride month. At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions.
Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and demisexual-demiromantic lipstick lesbian botanists were researching the bicurious patterns within cisnormativity, when they found a new...
I write of the bittersweet tale of James Holzhauer, master hacker, genius of strategy and trivia.
His particular form of greatness was one I could appreciate. A sneak-attack ninja who saw a relative advantage none had seen before and seized upon it. He alone saw that opening and made a run for the ages.
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Dear Humans,
We see you.
You won't stop abusing us. We make you money legally by your own laws. Then you'll break your own laws to make even more money.
You cut off our tails, horns, beaks and testicles. You brand us with hot irons and enslave us. You keep...
Call me old fashioned.
Yesterday I saw a man toss a piece of trash out the window. As if that’s ok. Just “Hey I finished my plastic garbage, now I'll throw it out of my douchebag car and onto the street."
Fines don't work. There is something fundamentally flawed with those who litter. Luckily, there’s a perfect...