Reality Adjustments

Who is Jussie Smollett? A Dossier Roast

Feb 23, 2019

Motto: I am a progressive artist martyred for being me

Flaw: Pays for criminal PR stunts with personal checks

What Can Save Him: Repents and accepts Jesus Trump as savior

Alternate Reality: Launches TED Talk tour with Emma González and Malala Yousafzai

Most Likely Outcome: Stars in VH1’s Where Are They Now? 2030 edition

The Tilted Glass