Reality Adjustments

Who is Adolf Hitler? A Dossier Roast

Jan 27, 2019

Motto: I will Make Aryans Great Again

Flaw: Falsely believes he’s a military and strategic genius; blames Jews, minorities, gays, intellectuals and foreigners for all problems.

What Can Save Him: Acceptance into art school

Alternate Reality: Twitter influencer

Most Likely Outcome: Starts another World War, kills himself in defeat

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