My Intolerance Shows Strength of Character!

Posted on February 26, 2018

YOU ARE WEAK.  YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE!

You damn weaklings!  And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend with the wind with the supple grace of a twirling ballerina.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A BALLERINA?  No!  You don’t!  BALLERINAS ARE STRONG!  They have discipline.  What are you doing with your life?  YOU AIN’T NO BALLERINA!  smh.

You are here today gone tomorrow.  A rolling stone without a schedule.  Just playing the field.  Trying not to keep things serious.  Exploring your options.  A curious nature.  Lover of variety.  Don’t want to be tied down.

YOU KNOW WHERE THAT GETS YOU, YOU PAWN?  Nowhere!  That’s where!

So you say you want to be nowhere.  Without a purpose.  A destination is just something to take you outside of the present moment.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES FOR, YOU FOOL?  WASTED TIME!

You are too tolerant!  You need to be intolerant, bitch!  Have some action in your life.  Take direction.  Make something with your time.  DON’T JUST BE TIME!

So that’s why I joined the NAZI party.  Take a STAND for once against the Jews and the Gays and the Socialists and the Blacks and the Catholics and the Meat-Eaters and the Soccer fans and people who play Video Games!  RESIST all other chisels other than the one that cuts the perfect sculpture of How Things Ought to Be!  Practice ONE thing and practice it 100%.  Variety is for WEAKLINGS!

NOW YOU MUST CHOOSE.  Either 1) fly back up to the branches of your rootless groundless flaky hippie dippie ways, or 2) Root yourself in old fashioned patriotic tradition with fellow NAZIS like me!

And I don't want to hear any more of your shit about the existence of option #3.

So what’s it going to be???

CHOOSE NAZI!

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