What is the Boeing 737 Max? A Dossier Roast
Apr 09, 2019
Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model
Flaw: Crashes
What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons
Alternate Reality: Six Flags attraction
Most Likely Outcome: Will pay for scandals with new “sardine seating” feature, FAA approved