Reality Adjustments

What is the Boeing 737 Max? A Dossier Roast

Apr 09, 2019

Motto: I burn less fuel & hold more people than the last model

Flaw: Crashes

What Can Save It: Include basic safety features instead of charging extra for them like avaricious goons

Alternate Reality: Six Flags attraction

Most Likely Outcome: Will pay for scandals with new “sardine seating” feature, FAA approved 

The Tilted Glass