Reality Adjustments
 

Who is Santa Claus? A Dossier Roast

Dec 25, 2018

Motto: I magically embody the spirit of Christmas

Flaw: Judgemental, spies on civilians, materialistic

What Can Save Him: Radical joy and inclusion

Alternate Reality: Robin Hood

Most Likely Outcome: Sells out to Coca-Cola, runs illegal sweatshop, lies to children

The Tilted Glass