Brand. Nothing is Safe Here. At Peace with the Paradoxes of the World.

Who is Santa Claus? We Dossier His Truth

Dec 25, 2018

Motto: I magically embody the spirit of Christmas

Flaw: Judgemental, spies on civilians, materialistic

What Can Save Him: Radical joy and inclusion

Alternate Reality: Robin Hood

Most Likely Outcome: Sells out to Coca-Cola, runs illegal sweatshop, lies to children

👓 The Tilted Glass

The Tilted Glass