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Trump: Russians To Help Monitor US Elections

The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.

“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet.  “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process.  No fake votes!”

On Friday...

Trump Declares War on Al-Gebra

The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.

COLUMBUS, OH. Friends.  There is a new kind of terrorism.  The liberals are all in on it.  The fake news is in on it.  There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...

NRA Comes Out as Gay

The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:

Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.

I love a man in a uniform.  Just as much as the next man.

Are you aware of the...

Daddy, What's Losing? We Flip a Trump Meme Upside Down

Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning."  And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.

Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too."  I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...

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