Hi sweetie!  It’s your Aunt Sally.  When are you coming home?  I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours.  Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes.  Don't you think it's time to come back home?  Your ex stopped over yesterday...

Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.

At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical.  Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.  

But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...

Rapunzel let down your wig.

Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower? 

His name is not Don Quixote.  Nor is it Frodo Baggins.  Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles.  Although you may be inclined to think so.

He is Dr. Tom LeClair.  A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...

Top of the day to you, sage readers!

We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!

As many of you know, our former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea are having a bit of the...

The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.

“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet.  “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process.  No fake votes!”

On Friday...

The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.

COLUMBUS, OH. Friends.  There is a new kind of terrorism.  The liberals are all in on it.  The fake news is in on it.  There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...

"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.

Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar."  Trump famously...

The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:

Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.

I love a man in a uniform.  Just as much as the next man.

Are you aware of the...

Perhaps this country truly is going to hell.

President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies.

“In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  “In 1956, Eisenhower put God on our money as a response to...

Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning."  And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.

Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too."  I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...