ROANOKE, VA - Randy Smith was sickened when he read the news after church on Sunday.  He saw immigrant babies being ripped from their mothers’ clenched fingertips.  The kids were dumped into overcrowded chain-link cages where they curled up in mylar blankets and sometimes died from physical abuse and neglection.

On Tuesday night, Trump rallied the nation over his made-up border crisis.  It was a live telecast of what he likes to tweet about.  He summoned all the news stations to broadcast his painting of reality.  He spoke of the great fears of our nation.  He insisted on not paying some 800,000 government...

Hi sweetie!  It’s your Aunt Sally.  Why didn't you come home for New Year's?  We were shootin' and hootin' all night.  Even your ex came over!  We just love your ex.  Move back home, will you?

So about this women in congress thing.

Us women need to look out for...

Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.

“Fact: Gay conversion works,” said the newly reformed gay Vice President.  “If it worked on me, it can work on anyone.  Isn’t that right, Mother?”  [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]

His announcement has surprised nobody.  Pence...

President Trump has shut down the US Government.

A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday.  Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!”  And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...

A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.

In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.

“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...

On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94.

Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief.

In a bizarre move, Trump extended the day...

Hi sweetie!  It’s your Aunt Sally.  When are you coming home?  I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours.  Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes.  Don't you think it's time to come back home?  Your ex stopped over yesterday...

Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.

At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical.  Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.  

But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...

Rapunzel let down your wig.

Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower? 

His name is not Don Quixote.  Nor is it Frodo Baggins.  Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles.  Although you may be inclined to think so.

He is Dr. Tom LeClair.  A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...

Top of the day to you, sage readers!

We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!

As many of you know, our former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea are having a bit of the...