President Trump has shut down the US Government.
A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday. Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!” And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...
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A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.
In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.
“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign...
On Tuesday December 5th, the United States of America observed a national day of mourning to honor former President George H.W. Bush, who recently died at the age 94.
Days of mourning are rare events called to recognize former commanders in chief.
In a bizarre move, Trump extended the day...
Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. When are you coming home? I don’t see why you had to move all the way out there to go do that silly dream of yours. Quite frankly we both know you don't have what it takes. Don't you think it's time to come back home? Your ex stopped over yesterday...
Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.
At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical. Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.
But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...
Rapunzel let down your wig.
Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower?
His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so.
He is Dr. Tom LeClair. A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...
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We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!
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The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.
“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet. “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process. No fake votes!”
On Friday...
The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
COLUMBUS, OH. Friends. There is a new kind of terrorism. The liberals are all in on it. The fake news is in on it. There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...
"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.
Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar." Trump famously...
The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:
Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.
I love a man in a uniform. Just as much as the next man.
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