The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.
“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet. “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process. No fake votes!”
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The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
COLUMBUS, OH. Friends. There is a new kind of terrorism. The liberals are all in on it. The fake news is in on it. There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...
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"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.
Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar." Trump famously...
The National Rifle Association is officially a gay organization, says NRA president Oliver North, in the following prepared speech:
Friends, to those who know us, this will come as no surprise.
I love a man in a uniform. Just as much as the next man.
Are you aware of the...
You’ll have to take it from my cold, dead...
Did you get the National Alert? THIS IS the...
Perhaps this country truly is going to hell.
President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies.
“In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “In 1956, Eisenhower put God on our money as a response to...
Liars! I only went doodle-bopping with blow...
Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning." And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.
Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too." I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...
Time for 9-11 baby!
In 2013, a Rasmussen poll showed that 65% of Americans see the Second Amendment as a safeguard against tyranny. This means, for 65% of Americans, guns are not just for hunting or preventing crime, guns are to protect against our own government.
The NRA sees gun ownership as protection against...
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The Trump brand is all about being big and powerful and a sex-machine. True or not, president Trump has invested time and effort into making sure this vision becomes your reality. This is why he sold the world’s best steaks exclusively through The Sharper...
A joint survey sponsored by Fox News and Russian Newspaper Rossiyskaya Gazeta turned out to be the statistical jackpot of the century.
“We were actually researching the best places to build a new Trump hotel,” said survey lead, Dmitry Novosti. “We were analyzing peoples’ train preferences, because our...
President Trump cut funding for Yellowstone National Park today.
The national park, located in Wyoming, Montana and Idaho, was established by the U.S. Congress in 1872. It was the first national park in the U.S. and is regarded as the first national park in the world.
It is known...
