The Easter Egg Roll is an annual White House tradition that attracts lucky children from all over the United States.   Last year's event featured an egg roll, egg hunt, music stage, reading nook, egg dyeing, cookie...

I don’t like this!   It's creeping in at kind of an angle.  Through the top of my head.  Through the tips of my toes.  All around me.  Who is me?  Where do I begin and end? What do I do?...

The Trump administration seems to be in a state of chaos.  Trump's scandals has become too numerous to keep track of.  These include extramarital affairs and sex tapes with porn stars, accusations of...

Today a Russian Internet troll has made a serious mistake. “I blame Google translator,” said Andrei Mikhailov.  “There was a small typo.” Actually a pretty big typo.  Because now our society has become divided...

“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell.  “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their lies.  Send her back!  You just lost your visa, Lady...

In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision.  Can you imagine?  Mmm all these sweet ladies everywhere.  I'm...

Trump lost a big bet today that affects all Americans for one calendar year. It was at the Winter Olympics.  A special cocktail hour for world leaders.  It was all going well.  All the threats and name...

Maybe you remember.  It was 8 long years with George W. Bush as president.   His leadership caused you much grief.  The 2003 invasion of Iraq.  Fake WMDs.  Hurricane Katrina.   Torture. ...

The NRA has released a series of photos in response to the latest shooting. It faces increasing blame for having created this broken system of gun massacres.  The NRA has come under scrutiny that it...

In wake of the Florida school shooting on Wednesday, the #GunReformNow debate has re-sparked.  Because it is never going away.  Because we are failing our kids.  Because we are failing our society. When...

A proton inside of a carbon element is having an existential crisis lately. “How?” muttered the distraught proton, who along with 5 others form a carbon element inside of a collective of molecules and cells that make...

Entitled “The Last Straw Act,” the State of California has passed a bill to execute anyone caught using plastic straws.  This law spans all types of disposable plastic: Fans of single-use plastic bags and plastic...

For Trump’s State of the Union speech today, he called “Miss America at least a 9, probably a 10.  She gets turned on by freedom, which makes her a bit wild and kinky; but she also likes to be tied down. Just my type.”...