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A new video leak from 2005 has surfaced. It was recorded backstage at a dress rehearsal for the Miss America pageant, where Trump was the owner at the time.
In the footage, revealed by America’s hottest new media channel, The Tilted Glass, Mr. Trump is heard bragging to then Senator...
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WASHINGTON, DC - Breaking news from the White House today.
President Donald Trump appears to have had some kind of epiphany. He’s been tweeting ideas on new initiatives, and has sent apologies to women, foreign leaders, the press, and the late Senator John McCain.
Pressed by reporters for details, he’s released the following...
The Mueller investigation found that neither...
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These are tough times for Trump. This week his lawyer and “fixer” Michael Cohen testified before congress that Trump's “a racist, a cheat, and con man.”
Cohen also said that, as president, Trump colluded with Russians and paid laundered hush money to keep his many prostitutes and porn stars quiet.
...Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont announced his bid to become President of the USA for the 2020 election. In the following personal statement, he announced his goals to Make America Indigenous Again:
Brothers and Sisters--
I am writing to let you know I have decided to run for president of...
It turns out that Donald Trump is a deeply-studied scholar of Martin Heidegger. Something the fake news won’t tell you.
Calling the German philosopher’s writings pretty “light reading” and someone who “writes as I Tweet,” the US president has been particularly fascinated with Heidegger’s life for a dozen-or-so years starting...
Donald Trump’s steamy Valentine’s Day texts were leaked today.
The president had been on a midnight bender, texting his many love interests.
While the public is accustomed to America’s first “Porn Star President,” less known is his style of flirting. Just how he seduces his many love interests. ...
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After Catholic school trip to anti-women’s rights...
ROANOKE, VA - Randy Smith was sickened when he read the news after church on Sunday. He saw immigrant babies being ripped from their mothers’ clenched fingertips. The kids were dumped into overcrowded chain-link cages where they curled up in mylar blankets and sometimes died from physical abuse and neglection.
...On Tuesday night, Trump rallied the nation over his made-up border crisis. It was a live telecast of what he likes to tweet about. He summoned all the news stations to broadcast his painting of reality. He spoke of the great fears of our nation. He insisted on not paying some 800,000 government...
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Hi sweetie! It’s your Aunt Sally. Why didn't you come home for New Year's? We were shootin' and hootin' all night. Even your ex came over! We just love your ex. Move back home, will you?
So about this women in congress thing.
Us women need to look out for...
Anti-gay advocate Mike Pence successfully completed his gay conversation therapy today.
“Fact: Gay conversion works,” said the newly reformed gay Vice President. “If it worked on me, it can work on anyone. Isn’t that right, Mother?” [Note: Pence refers to his wife as Mother.]
His announcement has surprised nobody. Pence...
President Trump has shut down the US Government.
A spending bill failed to be passed and signed by Trump on Friday. Trump cried “buy me my 5 billion dollar wall or nobody gets a government!” And since he couldn’t get Mexico to pay for it, Trump shut down the US government, just in...
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