Reality Adjustments

Trump: Individual 1 is NOT me - It’s the name for my "manhood"

Dec 08, 2018

A hard 23 months for Trump has just gotten harder.

In a federal court filing for Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, it explicitly states that President Trump (aka “Individual 1”) directed a criminal conspiracy to violate federal election laws and deceive the public.

“Individual 1” is accused of stealing campaign donations and using it as sex scandal hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels and ex-Playboy playmate Karen McDougal.

Trump responded by tweeting “Totally clears the President. Thank you!”

Bafflingly, Trump didn’t seem to be aware that he is Individual 1.  That this is the very opposite of clearing the president.

But Trump quickly clarified things by tweeting: “Individual 1 is NOT me - It’s the name for my manhood”

And by manhood he means his penis.

Individual 1.  Mushroom America Great Again.

The Tilted Glass