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Quiz: When is a Child Instagram-Ready?

Jun 29, 2018

It can be difficult for parents to know when their children are ready for mass media digital consumption and production.

We’ve created this simple questionnaire to determine when your child is instagram ready.


Is Your Child Instagram-Ready?

Would you be upset if your child fell behind in technology?
Yes
No
The world is run by those who run the machines.
Is your child a bot?
Yes
No
Like/Follow bots do much better on instagram than humans.
Do you prefer your child to be technology free?
Yes
No
Instagram is a technology.
Do you want to distract your child so you can have a little time to yourself?
Yes
No
Instagram is designed to absorb their impressionable minds.
Are you comfortable if your child shares selfies of themselves in a swimsuit?
Yes
No
This is a serious point. There are a lot of creepers and predators online. Let alone the plights of puberty in the digital age.
sentiment_dissatisfied
Your child is not instgram ready. Best to stick to books and trees and painting and music.
sentiment_satisfied
You child is in between worlds. One foot in the water, one foot out. Good luck navigating this strange new world.
sentiment_very_satisfied
Your child is ready! Download the app today and start uploading selfies.
How do your friends fare? Know anyone who's ready or not? Share with them today to match scores.
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