Just a Nice Photo of an Elephant. Ahh. So Amazing.

Posted on February 27, 2018

What a beautiful elephant.  Don’t you think?

Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump?

They purr like cats do.

Elephants love water.  They use their trunk to breathe like a snorkel.

Did you know an elephant’s skin is one inch thick?  Their heart weighs 27 to 46 pounds.

Oh no.  I know what you are thinking.  No, this isn’t political.  

An elephant isn’t some metaphor for the "elephant in the room."  Nor is it the GOP.  No no please none of that right now.  We just want the elephant.

Look this one is sacred!

Look a family!


Ahh... the elephant.

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