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Kanye West and Ted Nugent Begin US Tour

Oct 12, 2018

Well this just dills my pickle.  America’s two most beloved musical acts are joining forces!

They’re kickin’ off a ten-year long tour this very weekend over in Charlottesville.  Come on down!  You won’t wanna miss.  What better way to spend time with the family than by boot scootin’ along with America’s brightest stars.

The two faith-first gospel-based singers are expected to join as a duet in each other’s most popular hits.

Kanye will lend a hand on Ted’s classic, Jailbait:
Teenage baby, you're a sweet young thing
Still tied to mama's apron strings
I don't even dare to ask your age
Just enough to know you're here backstage
You're jailbait and I just can't wait
Jailbait, baby come on

And Ted will join in on Kanye’s treasures, such as I’m In It:
Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce
Uh, black girl sippin' white wine
Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
We ah go smile pon court day
Because we beat murder charge like O.J

And Lift Yourself:
Poopy-di scoop

Tailgating begins at 5pm.   Bring your kids for a lil’ pre-game BBQ and apple pie.  It’s gonna get dark real soon so don’t forget your tikis to light up the parking lot.  Praise be - I’m as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.  

(Sorry, fans.  Kim Kardashian will not be in attendance.)

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