“Tell us about Jessica!” said Pete (31) to his friend Melvin (30).  “Are you excited to meet her in person?” Melvin met Jessica (27) on Hinge, a hot new online dating app.  Jessica seemed very promising: smart,...

This is Mexico: 1840.  Where would you build the wall? The Mexican-American war of 1846-1848 took away Mexico’s land.  But the people stayed behind.  People with families, kids, grandparents. ...

The Miss America pageant has scrapped its swimsuit competition. "We are no longer a pageant, we are a competition," said Gretchen Carlson, chairwoman of Miss America's board of directors.  "We will no longer judge our...

He’s not on Facebook.  He doesn’t have a cell phone.  He doesn’t look at a newspaper or scribble in a journal. He orders coffee, sits down, folds his hands, and looks outside the window.  He blinks gently....

The tweet reads: Who's watching the #RoyalWedding today? It's very exciting. Nothing much happening elsewhere. Or in the States or in Texas. Thank you Jesus we can watch the wedding today! Have you seen the guns the...

Meghan Markle’s Hollywood side shall be projected in all its glory.  A script straight out of Coachella 2012 where hologram TuPac famously performed live with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. The Tilted Glass’s team of...

Joanne Morley is proving the haters wrong. Today Joanne shared a photo of herself in a back-bending yoga pose on the beach.  On her instagram profile she writes: “Here in my bikini to prove the human form...

Major developments today in missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Our staff aviation experts have found the plane.  And it is well outside the Indian Ocean search area. “It’s on Mars,” said resident sleuth,...

The Boy Scouts of America doubled down on their mission to consume all boys and girls by announcing it will drop the “boy" from the name of "Boy Scouts" and just be called Scouts BSA, or Scouts. Change has been coming...

The transatlantic slave trade kidnapped between 10 million and 12 million Africans across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas from the 16th to the 19th century.  Today, in the year of our lord 1623, Kanye West...

Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey. “I actually received a spiritual calling," said Luke Trailblazer.  "I am supposed to leave my job,...

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting challenge today. Chomsky is self-described as a libertarian socialist, a...