Have you heard of Owl Selfies? No? Then you are still living in 2018.
From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.
What is an Owl Selfie? Instead of using your phone to take a picture...
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It’s Cyber Monday. The end of your world. Apocalypse Now.
Cyber Monday is coming for your wife. And it shall win.
It’s asking her to spend… quality time!
It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!
It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!
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It’s Black Friday, folks. The US-born tradition of holiday sale consumerism that began the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is now so popular that it has spread around the world, even to countries where there is no Thanksgiving. Outside the US, companies promote Black Friday, Black Week, and even Black Month...
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This is my Halloween hangover. My Halloween walk of shame.
My girlfriends and I dressed as a coven of sexy witches. Our group was the toast of town. We put a lot into our costumes. Spirits were riding high on the hope of a beautiful night.
Then I danced...
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Our team of Orthopaedic judges have put together the top 15 most sexy sexiest skeletons for your enjoyment.
And also the world's ugliest one.
Behold now these amazing beauties guaranteed to tickle your sexy bone.
Sexy Number 15: relaxed, clean, confident - what's not to like?
Sexy Number 14: perfect bone structure + a...
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The Tilted Glass proudly introduces a blinding new addition to our striking team of staff columnists: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.
Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq. hails from the former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea. He is a stand...
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The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
