Little Rock, Arkansas.

Local bank clerk, Fred Tellers, has been asking his wife Sandy to have a threesome. What began as a random side comment, has now turned into a daily nagging plea.

“I laughed it off, at first,” said Sandy.  “But my husband has been persistent. At church...

Have you heard of Owl Selfies?  No?  Then you are still living in 2018.

From a select list of 5, The Tilted Glass has predicted Owl Selfies to be the number 1 most popular trend of 2019.

What is an Owl Selfie?  Instead of using your phone to take a picture...

It’s Cyber Monday.  The end of your world.  Apocalypse Now.

Cyber Monday is coming for your wife.  And it shall win.

It’s asking her to spend… quality time!

It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!

It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!

Wait!  What?  What...

It’s Black Friday, folks.  The US-born tradition of holiday sale consumerism that began the day after Thanksgiving.  Black Friday is now so popular that it has spread around the world, even to countries where there is no Thanksgiving.  Outside the US, companies promote Black Friday, Black Week, and even Black Month...

This is my Halloween hangover.  My Halloween walk of shame.

My girlfriends and I dressed as a coven of sexy witches.  Our group was the toast of town.  We put a lot into our costumes.  Spirits were riding high on the hope of a beautiful night.

Then I danced...