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Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler, Trump or Jesus?

Oct 18, 2018

Can you spot the difference between these three men with power? Take our exclusive quiz and find out!

Who Said It? Hitler, Trump or Jesus?

"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
That one is typical Hitler.
"I am the way and the truth and the life."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Most people these days assume it's Trump or Hitler, but this one goes out to Jesus.
"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?"
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Hitler. Scary.
"Great liars are also great magicians."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Hitler again, believing in magic.
"I actually don't have a bad hairline."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Trump said this, believing in magic.
"Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Hard to believe this is not Trump. But Jesus actually talked like this a lot in the Bible. Any Big Tent superstar Evangelical stadium preacher could tell you that.
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
Trump on what makes him so holy.
"I have black guys counting my money. I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
This is Trump not being a racist like Hitler.
"Women: You have to treat them like shit."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
This was Trump, of course. Neither Hitler nor Jesus ever talked like that.
"I am the least racist person there is."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
This is Trump being humble. This is also something Trump did not say as a 1st grader, but as an adult. We encourage you to fact check his claim that he is least racist person there is. If you don't believe the fact check, then it is probably fake news.
"Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
This is a quote from Jesus during a TED Talk he gave on immigration and nationalism.
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul?"
Hitler
Trump
Jesus
This is Jesus. But now I'm starting to feel uncomfortable with the Lord's socialist attitude. So we are ending this quiz. Here's your result!
sentiment_very_dissatisfied
You've really mixed up these three men. Time to lay off social media. I think you are brainwashed.
sentiment_dissatisfied
You are pretty dumb, aren't you? Sure it's confusing these days, but come on. For real. It's not that hard.
sentiment_satisfied
Not bad! Not perfect either. There can be some serious overlap at times. You'll get there.
sentiment_very_satisfied
Almost perfect! There is hope for the planet.
whatshot
Perfect! You are amazingly knowledgeable! Now go forth and multiply your wisdom.
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