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Cyber Monday Is Coming For Your Wife!

It’s Cyber Monday.  The end of your world.  Apocalypse Now.

Cyber Monday is coming for your wife.  And it shall win.

It’s asking her to spend… quality time!

It’s asking her to throw away… old patterns!

It’s asking her to look for sales… on technical literature!

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Science & Health

White House Horse Dies Suddenly

A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken.

How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass?  It’s a sad mystery indeed.

According to vets, the most common cause of sudden death in horses is a ruptured heart.  Perhaps it had an aneurysm in its aorta...

Nature

Trump Explains The Fire

I didn’t stop the fire, by Donald Trump. 

Today I step over scorched California. I rise above its ashes. 

When Robert Oppenheimer witnessed the vast magnificence of the first atomic bomb, he was struck by a line in the Bhagavad Gita: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

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Nature

Trump Explains The Rain

November Rain, by Donald Trump

When I was a child, I watched children play in the rain.  Up in my tower, above the clouds, how the other children played as if rain was a blessing.

Then I turned from my tower window, back to my television.  I watched shows...

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