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Here’s a story for you… The banks give you debt so you can make them rich The government gives you taxes so you can make them rich Employers give you salary so you can make them rich You get trapped in a lifestyle...
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Culture
The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall. “You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t...
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Religion
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today. “Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the...
Politics
Did you get the National Alert? THIS IS the...
Art
Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes. Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years. It is...
Culture
Nature
BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend. Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance. An unimaginable calmness in the present. A crack in the forest...
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Perhaps this country truly is going to hell. President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies. “In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett...
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Liars! I only went doodle-bopping with blow...
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Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning." And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers. Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's...
Science & Health
An Irving, Texas man faces charges after police say they found his young puppy locked inside of a hot planet. It happened around 3:30 PM on Sunday. An unnamed couple first noticed the puppy clawing at the sidewalk and...
