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Blind Man Prefers Non-Braille Bible

It’s so silent… “My preferred holy tome is a non-braille Bible,” said Mark Rodgers, a 54-year old blind man from Spokane. “I love how...

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Vegetarian Murdered the Hell Out of That Carrot

Today a vegetarian committed a homicidal massacre against a family of raw carrots. “I picked them myself from my organic garden,” said Jane Tiller,...

Hell is a State of Mind, Says Oddly Zen-Looking Devil

Fallen Star.The root of suffering is attachment.Phoenix Rising.

Area Man Quite Enjoying Step 2 of the Hero’s Journey

Area man Luke Trailblazer has been getting really into Joseph Campbell lately, especially the Hero’s Journey. “I actually received a spiritual...

Serious Question: How do you deal with friends who are into conspiracy theories?

🤔Out of all people, we are looking to our readers to answer this question. You know best. Please help me. Because our readers are...

I’m Dealing with a Bunch of Sheep, Says Sheep

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Trump Orders Golden Showers Installed in White House

In what is being decried as a waste of taxpayer money, new documents were revealed today showing Trump’s mandate to install all White House bathrooms...

Big Gato is Trolling You

War is Meh Freedom is 🤤🍑 Ignorance is LOLFollow us, gato. Join The Tilted Thought Police and our Ministry of...

Netflix’s Wild Wild Country is Garbage, Covers Up Osho Rape Culture

We here at The Tilted Glass mix satire with the serious. But to be clear, in this article, we directly and unequivocally call out Wild Wild...

Report: Jehovah Considering Another Biblical Flood

Today in Heaven, reports from high ranking Seraphim are coming down the line that it that the Lord God—YHWH, Elohim, El-Shaddai,...

Woman Still on Phone in Obvious One-Way Conversation

There's no indication she will be letting up any time soon. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the person at the other end of the line.

White Male Artist Tired of Being Judged for Making Black Female Art

It’s not easy being a white male artist these days. We are in midst of a great movement of gender and people of color representing...

Yep, Justice is Definitely Peeking

Pretty much the worst thing ever. She's totally cheating to get her way.What kind of kinky blindfold is Justice wearing anyway? Is...

What Denomination is This?

Only a Madman Tries to Figure Out Insanity

Noam Chomsky Accepts Condom Snorting Challenge

Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the Condom Snorting...

Let’s Protect Homo Sapiens Under the Endangered Species Act

Homo Sapiens, Latin for "wise man”, has been behaving pretty stupidly as of late, driving itself to the brink of extinction. With numbers...

Fact Check: Do Parkland Kids Have No Souls as Ted Nugent Suggests?

FACT CHECK Hollywood rock n’ roller, Ted Nugent, is no stranger to controversy. He has been accused of having sex with a 12-year-old,...

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