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CANTON, OHIO - A hopeful person today was mocked by a miserable person.
“That hippie is a snowflake,” said the miserable person. “Their Californian way of life is libtarded.”
When the hopeful person reminded them that they had no political affiliation and lived in Ohio, the miserable person immediately...
Chapters of the Ubuntu choir network raised the planetary vibration this morning and defeated evil.
"It’s a kind of high you get," confirmed members. "We feel good when we sing. And doing anything good in one area of yourself lifts up other 'unrelated' parts holistically. This spreads on and on with...
Motto: We hold a mirror to the dark heart of...
Once upon a time, corporations wouldn’t touch gay themes with a 50-foot dildo. Now they can’t get enough of the leather daddy’s whip.
BMW, Adidas, McDonalds, JP Morgan Chase, Virgin America, T-Mobile… every company actually… all are actively embracing pride.
But this isn’t enough for the shrewd advertising agency...
From the campaign trail:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - America! The last few years have been horrible. Horrible. We need a president who leads, unlike the current president. We need to Make America Great Again.
Our current president lies to you. He finds wealth in division. Do you know that? ...
LOUISVILLE, KY - NRA-member gun owner, Mark S., took to Twitter to explain how responsible he is.
“The only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with three guns,” he said on Father’s Day. “All of these children dying in mass shootings… they’d never happen...
Go to the beach, find a shoe and put it to your...
These children that come at you with knives, they...
America: Do you wonder why everything is some emergency with me? Does it seem like, if I don’t get my way, suddenly there’s a national crisis on our hands?
It’s all true. I do live in a state of emergency. But it is not what you think.
It’s because...
My Name is Tary. And I see the world just...
It happened during pride month. At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions.
Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and demisexual-demiromantic lipstick lesbian botanists were researching the bicurious patterns within cisnormativity, when they found a new...
Trump in front of the Taj Mahal Casino, before it...
A TRUE patriot Ain’t Gonna Jack Themselves up on...