LOUISVILLE, KY - NRA-member gun owner, Mark S., took to Twitter to explain how responsible he is.
“The only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with three guns,” he said on Father’s Day. “All of these children dying in mass shootings… they’d never happen...
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