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ATLANTA, GEORGIA - Stock prices in the state's coat hanger industry are surging this week, which—curiously—Georgia's male Republican lawmakers are heavily invested in.
“It’s no surprise,” said Governor Brian Kemp, gleaming with newfound wealth. “We have laws which have defined women as state property. And in The Peach State we force...
Who am I? How do people see me? What is my “brand” or “religion”?
Perhaps we never sought a clear answer to this question.
And so, unclear, our way of being is to echo what we like and don’t like.
We are echo machines. We reflect...
He would travel very very far.
GLENDALE, CA - Have you heard of the new “Yoga for Influencers” trend?
Starting at $450 a month, this new yoga style teaches “the ancient lineage of Ashtanga yoga with a social twist.” It is designed to “both maximize your liberation, while also attracting followers on social media.”
Each class...
No one cares more about your child's well-being and success than you.
In today’s digital world, you must teach your children to be successful digital citizens so they can clock-in to future digital careers, and you must also keep technology away from them so it does’t rot their brains...
Gun Reform: Carrying a gun should be like earning...
‘Merica, you’ve dropped a letter. Like an arrow without its head. You’ve lost your way.
You’ve built your home on Division Street. On the wrong side of the tracks.
You’ve shut your blinds on your neighbors. The companies have fed you poison. And now you’re sick with a war...
Greetings humans. Some weather we're having.
This breaks our hearts again. UNC Charlotte...
God's chosen leader, and America’s most humble president, the reverend Donald Judas Trump, lead the National Day of Prayer on Thursday.
To the surprise of many, it was his wife, Melania, who opened his speech—not Trump’s harem of porn star prostitutes, nor the orgy of Russian women he pays to privately...
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The world’s most popular DNA and dating sites have merged.
Combining the best of both worlds, 23andTinder will scan your DNA to see which of your distant relatives are the most compatible with you… in bed.
“Dating in Los Angeles sucked!” said the newlywed bride Jenna...
Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie.
“When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes. I was very hopeful.”
Mackenzie spent his 20s as a wild artist. He lived in...
GUNS are a responsibility you FREELOADERS have...
This breaks our heart again. Chabad of Poway...
You are either indigenous to a land. Or you...
Motto: “To promote and encourage rifle...