A beloved white house horse suddenly died today, just a few moments after this photo was taken.
How did such a healthy young horse suddenly pass? It’s a sad mystery indeed.
According to vets, the most common cause of sudden death in horses is a ruptured heart. Perhaps it had an aneurysm in its aorta...
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Ivanka Trump was caught using personal emails for government purposes today.
At first the situation appeared to be hypocritical. Her father campaigned on the platform that Hillary Clinton used personal emails for government work—and because of this, Clinton must be locked up.
But when Ivanka does the exact same thing, it’s: “oh...
I didn’t stop the fire, by Donald Trump.
Today I step over scorched California. I rise above its ashes.
When Robert Oppenheimer witnessed the vast magnificence of the first atomic bomb, he was struck by a line in the Bhagavad Gita: “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
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Greetings. I am Fortuna, the goddess from Rome. I stir your deepest fears and desires.
Behold my cornucopia! I offer you good luck… and bad. At times you will see me as veiled, like Lady Justice—but unlike Justitia, I carry no level balance on my arm.
You may be thinking...
This Business Is About to Blow Up Nobody...
November Rain, by Donald Trump
When I was a child, I watched children play in the rain. Up in my tower, above the clouds, how the other children played as if rain was a blessing.
Then I turned from my tower window, back to my television. I watched shows...
And you can't take that away from me! Spoon...
Rapunzel let down your wig.
Do you know about the Man at Trump Tower?
His name is not Don Quixote. Nor is it Frodo Baggins. Nor is it Sisyphus nor Achilles. Although you may be inclined to think so.
He is Dr. Tom LeClair. A retired Professor Emeritus of literature...
This breaks our heart once again. Thousand Oaks,...
Norm Macdonald once said "The perfect joke...
The US midterm elections have been an act of carnage. Divisive politics. Nazis. Racists. Caravan invasions. Rapists. Guns out. Big Jesus. Relations between friends and families have been torn.
It lacked any semblance of decency… or truth really. Sometimes it felt like it was all just spin to reflect the...
Top of the day to you, sage readers!
We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!
As many of you know, our former colonies on the other side of Drake’s great sea are having a bit of the...
Men looking at materials printed out by a group...