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We are back with a special election day letter from one of our least popular authors: Mr. Duncan Haywood-Petticoat Esq.!
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The Russian military have been invited to serve as a third-party international monitor to the United States democratic process.
“Americans demand free and fair elections!” said Donald Trump in a recent tweet. “So I’ve invited unbiased international election monitors to supervise our democratic process. No fake votes!”
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This is my Halloween hangover. My Halloween walk of shame.
My girlfriends and I dressed as a coven of sexy witches. Our group was the toast of town. We put a lot into our costumes. Spirits were riding high on the hope of a beautiful night.
Then I danced...
For Halloween this year, I decided to go as someone amazing. It can feel scary, yet not as creepy as it may seem.
Rain for a thirsty world. I came in from outside where I felt the rain patter upon my costume.
My costume fills the room with a refreshing scent. ...
Serious question time.
The following is an excerpt Trump gave at a rally last night.
COLUMBUS, OH. Friends. There is a new kind of terrorism. The liberals are all in on it. The fake news is in on it. There are reports that it has infiltrated our military, our banks, our automobiles, even our...
Well Windows ’95 took me until ’15, but thanks to Clippy I am here now officially a PowerPoint master! Yes!
You’d think I’d be happy, right? But NOOOOO I was walking to the payphone this morning to call my grandson, when I decided to buy the old New York...
Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.
“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”
He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.
What’s the 34-year...
"You know they have a word, it sort of became old-fashioned, it's called a nationalist," Trump said said at a campaign event at the Japanese Toyota Center in Houston.
Trump was there to rally voters to support Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who Trump called a "pathological liar." Trump famously...
