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Dear Humans,
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You won't stop abusing us. We make you money legally by your own laws. Then you'll break your own laws to make even more money.
You cut off our tails, horns, beaks and testicles. You brand us with hot irons and enslave us. You keep...
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Call me old fashioned.
Yesterday I saw a man toss a piece of trash out the window. As if that’s ok. Just “Hey I finished my plastic garbage, now I'll throw it out of my douchebag car and onto the street."
Fines don't work. There is something fundamentally flawed with those who litter. Luckily, there’s a perfect...
Do you believe the Quran is “more evil” than the...
Claim: A secret ring of evangelicals is advocating gay sex to reduce the number of abortions.
Rating: 100% True.
Origin: It began right here at The Tilted Glass when we wrote about the coverup scandal at the Church of the Second River of Grace in Stillwater, OK.
It was discovered that...
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The Senate is an undemocratic artifact. It gives small states large powers.
It is also racist. It gives sparsely-populated mostly-white states more power than heavily-populated racially-diverse states. A voter in Wyoming has 70 times more influence than a voter in California. And taxpaying U.S. citizens in racially-diverse Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico have no...
Do the Bible or Quran tell you how to be? If you...
Donald Trump posing in his golden palace.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - Stock prices in the state's coat hanger industry are surging this week, which—curiously—Georgia's male Republican lawmakers are heavily invested in.
“It’s no surprise,” said Governor Brian Kemp, gleaming with newfound wealth. “We have laws which have defined women as state property. And in The Peach State we force...