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Things Are Looking Up for Me!

Lately I’ve been feeling victorious! I feel in control of my life. I used to always be busy hurrying—now I have all the time in the...

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Anti-Immigration Groups Move to Return Statue of Liberty to France

“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell. “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their...

Trump Wishes for X-ray Vision as Super Power

In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision. Can...

NASA Will Send Aliens to Earth by 2020

NASA has announced its next space shuttle mission. “We're sending our resident aliens to invade Earth,” said NASA spokesperson, Gary...

In the Future Machines Will Do All the Work While We Live a Life of Leisure

How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come! The steam engine. The spinning jenny. The cotton gin. The telegraph. The...

Your Happiness is Important to Me

Look around you. Do you see everyone around you? Say to each one: "Your happiness is important to me." See how things now change? You are not...

Just a Nice Photo of an Elephant. Ahh. So Amazing.

What a beautiful elephant. Don’t you think? Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump? They purr like cats do....

I Vote for BIRDS! says Fish

My Intolerance Shows Strength of Character!

YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE! You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend...

Spot the Toxins!

Hint: It's not the vegetables.#organic

We Determine if You are Either Gay or Irrational

This simple article determines your true sexuality. Are You Gay or Are You Irrational? Studies have shown that you are born to be either gay or...

I Support the National Student School Walkout Movement

#NationalSchoolWalkout #SchoolWalkout #GunReformNow A few supporting articles: Colleges Are Promising High Schoolers That Getting Suspended For...

Death Announces New Makeup Collection

Death has entered the beauty business. The market has traditionally been dominated by Life. “I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said...

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Trump to Star in One-Man Remake of Apocalypse Now

Agent Orange is back in Hollywood. The reality-TV-star-turned-president has returned to the source from where his passion flows. “Trump...

I Vote for Jumping Spiders! Says Jumping Spider

Ex-Musician Finds Success as Shaman After Ayahuasca Retreat

Maybe you’ve heard of the The Steaming Pickles? They were a group from Duluth, Minnesota in the late 2000s and early...

Fake News Trumps Satire

When They Keep Saying “Fake News” To Anything Out of the Box...

Spiritual Life Coach: Fate is Showing You This Ad

Hello, Blessed Loved Ones! My name is Kali Diamante. I am a published author, celebrity influencer, and spiritual life coach. I am so humbled...

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