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This breaks our hearts again. UNC Charlotte...
God's chosen leader, and America’s most humble president, the reverend Donald Judas Trump, lead the National Day of Prayer on Thursday.
To the surprise of many, it was his wife, Melania, who opened his speech—not Trump’s harem of porn star prostitutes, nor the orgy of Russian women he pays to privately...
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The world’s most popular DNA and dating sites have merged.
Combining the best of both worlds, 23andTinder will scan your DNA to see which of your distant relatives are the most compatible with you… in bed.
“Dating in Los Angeles sucked!” said the newlywed bride Jenna...
Local artist Mackenzie Stewart has always compared himself to Bowie.
“When I was a young man,” he said, “writing the next great American novel, I listened to Memories of a Free Festival and Changes. I was very hopeful.”
Mackenzie spent his 20s as a wild artist. He lived in...
GUNS are a responsibility you FREELOADERS have...
This breaks our heart again. Chabad of Poway...
You are either indigenous to a land. Or you...
Motto: “To promote and encourage rifle...
This is what Democracy looks like.
Joe Biden announced he was running for president in 2020 this week, joining Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, Beto O'Rourke and all the rest of the Democrats in the United States.
This brings the total number of Democratic presidential candidates...
Rashism (noun): The anti-vaccine movement...
Measles shall now be called “Preventables,” according to The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Measles is a highly contagious virus that can kill babies or cause lifelong brain damage. In 1912, there were an average of 6,000 measles-related deaths per year. This changed in 1954 when the measles vaccine was isolated. ...
by the Primordium Bloom, Head Devotee at the Temple of Goddess Eostre
It’s official: The Easter Bunny loves zombies.
As you know, our sacred Eostre Bunny (sometimes spelled Easter) is beloved throughout these pagan Anglo-Saxon lands. Our dear goddess Eostre, whose spirit may appear as a bunny, brings great...
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Christians around the world celebrate the death of god on Good Friday, the day Jesus was crucified on the cross.
German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche is also noted for his interest in the death of god, having famously declared that "god is dead."
It would seem that Nietzsche and Christians have...
Kremlin officials have just finished redacting the Mueller Report, clearing the way for its public release.
The redacted report, which is nearly 400 pages, will show everything Mueller's team uncovered during its two-year investigation on Trump’s collusion with Russia--minus all of Russia's changes.
Russian has long been an alley of...