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A successful healthy relationship takes work, but not the stressful kind you might think. We asked the birds flying between the desiccated...
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My name is Igor Stravinsky. In 1913 I debuted The Rite of Spring. It was at the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées in Paris... My...
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Hint: It's Not the Black Guy
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Lately I’ve been feeling victorious! I feel in control of my life. I used to always be busy hurrying—now I have all the time in the...
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“This statue is Un-American,” screams Todd Sayers at a local Taco Bell. “The statue was a gift from France to indoctrinate us with their...
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In a private talk with buddies today, President Trump was overheard as saying “If I could have one super power, it would be x-ray vision. Can...
Science & Health
NASA has announced its next space shuttle mission. “We're sending our resident aliens to invade Earth,” said NASA spokesperson, Gary...
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How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come! The steam engine. The spinning jenny. The cotton gin. The telegraph. The...
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Look around you. Do you see everyone around you? Say to each one: "Your happiness is important to me." See how things now change? You are not...
Nature
What a beautiful elephant. Don’t you think? Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can’t jump? They purr like cats do....
Nature
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YOU ARE WEAK. YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE! You damn weaklings! And all your strutting about how you want to ebb and flow and bend...
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This simple article determines your true sexuality. Are You Gay or Are You Irrational? Studies have shown that you are born to be either gay or...
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#NationalSchoolWalkout #SchoolWalkout #GunReformNow A few supporting articles: Colleges Are Promising High Schoolers That Getting Suspended For...
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Death has entered the beauty business. The market has traditionally been dominated by Life. “I’m taking a new angle on makeup,” said...
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