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A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations.
The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men who’d met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in different states, they quickly mobilized their connections to buy up growing...
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“Stop objectifying me!” said Portland resident Dan Arnold. “I’m sick of it. Sick of it! Every time I leave the house, y’all cat call me by names. I can’t go anywhere without your lewd and crude remarks! I don’t like it. Can’t I just be? You should treat me as...
Today we wrote a little pick me up. Something to help you feel good.
At The Tilted Glass, we speciate in reality adjustment, by any means possible, especially through humor.
But today I woke up wanting a touch of something sweet and tender. A more straight forward approach. I asked...
A new video leak from 2005 has surfaced. It was recorded backstage at a dress rehearsal for the Miss America pageant, where Trump was the owner at the time.
In the footage, revealed by America’s hottest new media channel, The Tilted Glass, Mr. Trump is heard bragging to then Senator...
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WASHINGTON, DC - Breaking news from the White House today.
President Donald Trump appears to have had some kind of epiphany. He’s been tweeting ideas on new initiatives, and has sent apologies to women, foreign leaders, the press, and the late Senator John McCain.
Pressed by reporters for details, he’s released the following...
De-cluttering guru Marie Kondo has applied a concept from the fitness world to her organizational method.
The Netflix host and author of “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing” gained this new revelation from her personal fitness coach.
“After a tough round at...
Earth Hour is an annual tradition where people shut off their lights. It takes place this year on March 30, from 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm local time.
Timezone by time zone, the Earth will poetically spin through darkness as it has always done.
The goal of Earth...
Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military! кричать ура!
I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019. Thanks for funding our government, Chairman Mao!
We are using that Chinese...
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The White House has a very serious problem: Rich individuals can’t own public schools. Rich people can only own private schools.
So how can the White House convince you that the public school system is broke? If they can convince you it's broke, then more public money can be given to private...
DUBLIN, OH - Emma & Harry Vicksmith have been planning their wedding for almost a year now.
“We are very much in love,” said Harry. “But have you seen how expensive everything gets? Vendors hear 'wedding' and suddenly everything triples. $2000 for a bin of Coca Cola? Who can afford this?!"
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The Mueller investigation found that neither...
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Chick-fil-A is undoing its image as an anti-LGBT activist organization.
The fast food chain, owned by the Cathy family, made headlines in 2012 when its founder opposed equal rights for LGBTQ people. Despite their claims that "they've changed," they again made news this week when their 2017 tax filings showed donations of more...
