The National Rifle Association has purchased Xanax from Pfizer.
“This may come as a surprise to many," said NRA president Pete Brownell. "The NRA is a 501(c)(4) social welfare organization. But we noticed great synergy between our need to advocate guns getting the same rights as people, and also the need...
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ExxonMobil is quitting fossil fuels. There is a new CEO in town.
In an epic shareholder battle, CEO Darren Woods has been fired by its shareholders.
“This is our reward after years of fighting dead end management,” said a spokesperson in an official statement. “By...
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In a cost cutting move, Sesame Workshop today announced that the Monsanto Company (NYSE: MON) has become its corporate sponsor.
Sesame Workshop president Jeffrey D. Dunn said that “In partnering with Monsanto, we can be sure to provide the best genetically engineered seeds and Roundup-purified products for our kids.”
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Ram has created a hologram of the Prophet Muhammad to apologize for its Super Bowl ad.
The Super Bowl ad proved controversial because it overlaid Martin Luther King’s words atop Americans doing altruistic things, as if acts of service were somehow related to that damn truck, as if buying another heap of fossil-fuel-guzzling-future-scrap-metal...
In the Appalachian foothills lives the Elder Johanus, a zen master who has never seen a computer, nor has a bank account. He offers these 8 unusual investment tips.
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1) Learn to love losing.
What...
Zombie Nation has moved off the gold standard. Effective immediately, the young nation of freedom lovers will now use Bitcoin as their official currency.
The event has created huge ripples in the global financial markets, since Zombie Nation has been the richest nation in the world for the past 100 years now. ...
The Trump Administration has finally gotten Mexico to pay for the wall, in a sense. After failing to make a deal with Mexico, Trump reached out to Taco Bell to fund the wall.
As part of the condition for funding the 22 billion dollar project, Taco Bell will have exclusive...
He's Got Medals! BitBowie is here. A new cryptocurrency has arrived and it is top of the pops.
The Cygnet Committee has announced it just might sell the world with this latest coin. About the width of a circle, surely it marks a new set of changes to come in how we...