How I Yearn for the Machines of the Future to Come!

The steam engine.  The spinning jenny.  The cotton gin.  The telegraph.  The sewing machine!

Bring me your steel and dynamite and vaccines, electrically charged!  I invite you, our coming robotic utopia!

Soon I will not have to plow my...

Districts in Michigan, NE Ohio, the Bahamas, Saudi Arabia, & the Congo All Affected

Hell has officially frozen over today.  All schools are closed.  This includes districts within Ashtabula County and the Amazon Rainforest.

Todd Mythos, our in house meteorologist at The Tilted Glass, has been analyzing the cold scientific...

The world-renowned British theoretical physicist—known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology, general relativity, and quantum gravity—has gotten really into Hole lately.

“I love the shape of her mouth as she screams,” he said in an exclusive interview with The Tilted Glass.  “So circular.  Love has this sweet but bad vibe. ...

The entire global pharmaceutical industry today has checked into an addiction treatment center in Orange Country.

“Our little Drugs has picked up a trillion dollar-habit,” said its concerned mother and father from Austin, Texas.  “I don’t know how it happened.  It just kind of blew up.”

Drugs has been in the...

The Earth has been spared a catastrophe!

Hostile aliens traveling from the Pleiades cluster with the intent to destroy Earth and devour all of our resources, have arrived to find our home "pretty much tapped out."