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The President of the United States, Chief “Setting Sun” Trump, celebrated Columbus Day today by building a giant wall.
“You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are,” said Chief Setting Sun. “These aren’t people. These are animals.”
Columbus has been trying to sneak into America illegally. On his first attempt by raft...
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, of Nazareth, the son of David, the son of Abraham, threw out the Snickers dealers from the Temple today.
“Cacao is a sacred medicine,” screamed Jesus as He disrupted a transaction with the Americans. “You come from the New World, yet your industrial sugar chocolate blasphemises indigenous cacao...
Crazy Rich Asians is a Cinderella romantic comedy between two people of different classes. Based of Kevin Kwan's 2013 comedic novel, it has become the top-grossing romantic comedy in 10 years. It is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a whopping 92%. Its budget of $30 million has now grossed over...
BLOOMINGTON, IL - Katy Sparksburg took a walk in the old grove this weekend.
Suddenly, in her own words, “I felt a powerful brilliance. An unimaginable calmness in the present. A crack in the forest fabric opened, just for me, layered as an added dimension atop our day-to-day 3D. Not forced, no, I...
Perhaps this country truly is going to hell.
President Trump signed an executive order today removing “In God We Trust” from fiat currencies.
“In God We Trust was only added recently,” says US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “In 1956, Eisenhower put God on our money as a response to...
Trump's marketing strategy is to brand Trump as "always winning." And anybody The Donald doesn't like are considered losers.
Trump supporters then attach their own personal worth with Trump's simplistic brand... aka, "I voted for Trump so that makes me a winner too." I am still surprised there are people out there who attach their identities...
An Irving, Texas man faces charges after police say they found his young puppy locked inside of a hot planet.
It happened around 3:30 PM on Sunday. An unnamed couple first noticed the puppy clawing at the sidewalk and barking in circles. The owner was nowhere to be found, so...
Bienvenue Ă l'automne
Since its creation in 1805, TrÄ—Ă© has exuded the very essence of sensuality. An abstract mysterious creature, alive with subtle cyclical facets, radiates an extravagant earthen richness for those who can afford it.
For this season’s autumn equinox, Trėé has stepped into a...
Some of you click on my posts and hate me for the things I share.
One of you clicked this link because you felt hate inside when you saw my name. Wow. I can't do right at all!
Perhaps this hater was fascinated at the way they hated me, and just want more...
Whatever. We sell merchandise now. No big deal.
Who cares if you can wear tilted glasses with class and taste?
I mean: buying our products is a wink to the universe, is all. No big deal.
A sign for others who see with double-vision. Game recognize game.
If you...
Hurricane Florence's gender transition begins today.
The storm is forecast to be "an extremely dangerous major hurricane when it nears the U.S. coast late Thursday and Friday," said the National Hurricane Center.
The storm has also changed its name from a woman to a man.
“They named me Florence too...
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Remember the sound of the ocean?
In the wee morning you listened to the waves from your bed. You walked to the pier before the world got so busy. Just you and the old folk were awake. Tiny fish skipped through holes in...
In 2013, a Rasmussen poll showed that 65% of Americans see the Second Amendment as a safeguard against tyranny. This means, for 65% of Americans, guns are not just for hunting or preventing crime, guns are to protect against our own government.
The NRA sees gun ownership as protection against...
Part 1: Word Soup
If you’re like me, you have seen the LGBTQ scene exploding with new definitions of gender in the past few years: gay, lesbian, heterosexual, bisexual, polysexual, pansexual, omnisexual, skoliksexual, demisexual, grey-ace, asexual, polyamorous, intersex, MTF, FTM, agender, genderfluid, bigender, trigender, pangender, genderqueer, demigirl, demiboy, androgyne, intergender...
Colin Kaepernick has returned to the headlines.
In 2016, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback became known for opting not to stand during the national anthem. He did this to protest the treatment of racial minorities in the United States.
“I am not going to stand up to show pride in...
Worried your pre-newborn baby will be born behind the times? If so, check out the new ingestible iPhone for expectant mothers today.
“Today we announce a very special breakthrough,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook. “Our exciting new product merges advances in telephony, medicinal capsules, and prenatal UI. We present to you...
Today marks National Dog Day. It is observed annually on August 26th.
To celebrate, Jennifer Smith’s pet Maltese, Petunia, picked up a copy of Jack London’s The Call of the Wild and read it from cover to cover. It seems Petunia was profoundly affected by the tale and couldn’t put it down.
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I see you trying to make the world a better place And I feel hate inside
I see you wanting to help those less fortunate And I insult your naive innocence
I see you trying to save the whales, the dolphins, the oceans And I angrily label you a bleeding...
We live in the age of public shaming.
Old tweets get placed out of context. Old jokes get placed out of context.
There’s also deep dark histories. Old tweets come back to haunt you. People have been caught using the n word. The c word. The b word. The a...