āIn 1961, the Nobel Prizeāwinning physicist Eugene Wigner gave a thought experiment that demonstrated two observers can experience conflicting realities, proving there is no such thing as objective reality. That all observation is subjective, even upon āobjectiveā evidence,ā said US President Donald Trump, as he paced his gilded chamber, yanking...
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People complain about daylight savings time. They say it is a disruptive and unnecessary byproduct of the Progressive Era
But clocks jumping around have an unappreciated perk. The jumps remind us that the 24 hour clock system is an Industrial Age structure, a result of the mechanical clock.
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In Omaha, Nebraska, a group of modern activists eliminated the "mountain" from the Bible's Sermon on the Mount.
āIsnāt it about time,ā said group member, Mary Olivia, during a passionate roundtable sharing circle. āThis is not a statement on the contents of Jesus's sermon, but rather the delivery, especially how it relates...
CLEVELAND, OH - Upcoming high school graduate, Emma Lovedale, got a perfect 2400 composite score on her SATs today.
āIt just goes to show you can do anything when you put your mind to it,ā captioned Emma next a photo of her results. ā#girlstrongā
Emma has been posting photos of...
Christians around the world are overjoyed by the discovery of a new gospel.
A new scroll found in the Dead Seas reveals that Jesus Christ and āhis wife Maryā would don āmagical red nosesā before important events, such as the Sermon on the Mount, the Cleansing of the Temple, walking...
In modern times it can seem there's no more male and female. That gender is a societal construct trapped to the magnetism of Earthās North and South poles.
For today, transgender men are more handsome than the biologically born men. And transgender women are more beautiful than the biologically born...
These are tough times for Trump. This week his lawyer and āfixerā Michael Cohen testified before congress that Trump's āa racist, a cheat, and con man.ā
Cohen also said that, as president, Trump colluded with Russians and paid laundered hush money to keep his many prostitutes and porn stars quiet.
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Does the success of the 2019 "No Host" Academy Awards prove that anarchism works? It does according to one anarchist.
āIsn't it obvious?ā tweeted Francisca Sousa upon watching how fun and fluid the 2019 Oscars went. āIt was the best show in years. All because it didn't have a host. The peoplesā movement must...
How come we have better laws governing outer space than we do our own planet?
The Outer Space Treaty is a treaty that forms the basis of international space law. It was entered in 1967 and signed by most of the plant, including the US, China, Russia, nearly all of the...
Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont announced his bid to become President of the USA for the 2020 election. In the following personal statement, he announced his goals to Make America Indigenous Again:
Brothers and Sisters--
I am writing to let you know I have decided to run for president of...
It turns out that Donald Trump is a deeply-studied scholar of Martin Heidegger. Something the fake news wonāt tell you.
Calling the German philosopherās writings pretty ālight readingā and someone who āwrites as I Tweet,ā the US president has been particularly fascinated with Heideggerās life for a dozen-or-so years starting...
A new trend is taking America by storm. Americaās husbands have begun declaring emergencies to avoid negotiating with their wives.
āI just find it so much easier this way,ā said Fred Carson of Aurora, IL. āI wanted to watch the game. My wife wanted me to cook. So I...
In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius created St. Valentineās Day (Feb. 14th) to overtake the Lupercalia festival (Feb. 15th).
Lupercus was a name for the Greek god Pan, a satyr. His festival, celebrated annually on the anniversary of the founding of his temple, was called the Lupercalia. Lupercus watched over the...
Donald Trumpās steamy Valentineās Day texts were leaked today.
The president had been on a midnight bender, texting his many love interests.
While the public is accustomed to Americaās first āPorn Star President,ā less known is his style of flirting. Just how he seduces his many love interests. ...
Itās been another long day of work for Matthew Danes. This came after a long week of work. Wow, my how the year has just flow on by.
Feels like forever since he had even a couple days off.
Wait… what happened to last year? Has it been...
Censorship alert! Trump delivers new economic miracles the mainstream media refuses to broadcast.
The US has re-gained the #1 spot in Crisis Manufacturing for the first time since its 2003 Invasion of Iraq, beating out tough competition from China, France, and Spain.
Thanks to Trumpās manufacturing of an imminent āborder crisisā with...
Cardi B saved the planet today and delivered world peace with her 4 step plan.
We bring you this news mostly after being charmed watching a bunch of Cardi B interviews last night.
How did the Afro-Latina signer from the Bronx do it? Hereās her 4 steps, in brief.
Step 1) She enhanced...
WASHINGTON DC - Trump delivered a riveting State of the Union speech last night. He blabbered on a bit before suddenly getting into the juice, stressing the importance of obeying his cult. Here is the highlight from the speech:
"Patriotic Americans, you must be loyal to me, your leader, beyond all doubt. ...
Super Bowl LIII was the lowest scoring Super Bowl ever. The New England Patriots defeated the Los Angeles Rams, 13 to 3.
When asked the secret of his longevity, the teamās captain, Friedrich Nietzsche, clenched the game football in his hands and replied āGod is dead. God remains dead...
Over 100 million people will watch the Super Bowl today. Fans will come, set their worries aside, and gather over food, drink and bright screens to enjoy the thrilling championship of modern gladiators.
Over a half billion dollars will be spent on ads. Production companies have created miniature movies to deliver...