Mark Zuckerberg Wins $1.6 Billion Mega Millions Jackpot
Oct 25, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg is a billionaire today.
“I found 2 bucks outside the gas station and thought 'Why not buy a ticket?'”
He didn’t even realize he won until his accountants called and said they’re going to have the jiggle the taxes a little differently this year.
What’s the 34-year old husband, father, and mogul going to do with all his winnings?
“I’m going to invest it in Facebook,” he replied. “I know that must sound boring. But life is just a game. Money is an illusion. This 3D plane of reality is a lie to fool us. As long as I control the matrix, and keep your eyes glued to my ads, then my job here is done.”
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